Name My Pussy!

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 1:47 am

After too many years of living with a hideous nickname, I have decided to find a new name for my pussy. Having little to no imagination, I must ask the good (and not-so-good) citizens of KnoxGothic to help...

NAME MY PUSSY!

Personally, I have come up with...

cranky

(Puss-wah)

See, my ideas just suck.

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mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 1:51 am

Oscar the Grouch.

or

Black Orchid

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 2:32 am

Well not to be not vulgar, mine doesn't have a name and will never have a name. . . but lets see.

How about. . .

Mona Lisa?

jenna · Post by **jenna** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 2:56 am

hmmm.... ya seem to like keeping the root word of it as pussy, and going multi-lingual so.......

chaton érotique

*runs and hides again*

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 9:53 am

Colonel Angus.

Caustic · Post by **Caustic** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 12:06 pm

Richard.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 12:07 pm

how about, "the bermuda triangle"?

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 2:32 pm

or even "The Briar Patch"

"Lil Squirt" indeed. It is neither nor, pipsqueek.

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 4:21 pm

Doesn't "The Nest" sound sexy? Or "The Hive"? Hows about "Mitten the Kitten", with the sub title "Won't you Warm Your Hand(/s) in the Mitten?" How about the "Ark of the Covenant." (if you open it your face melts off like in Raiders)?

How about "Chuff"?

How about all these?!
euphemistic, roughly from more positive/enchanted garden to more negative/vulgar

.mound of womanhood (or Venus), handful of woman, womanhood; vague, often appreciative, equations of vulvas and vaginas to femininity in general

.flower, fruit, bud, rose, cherry; other frilly, lush or fertile plant matter

.conch, orchid; other structurally layered or complex plant or animal

.friend, sister, aunt; other amicable or feminine persona

.center, heart, source; especially of femininity, fertility or sexuality

.place, temple, house; alone or "of delights, wonders, pleasure, warmth, etc"

.muff, muffin, kitten, puff; other soft, fluffy or furry beings

.fanny, ethyl, suzy; female personal names

.unit, thing; universal descriptors

.lap, nether regions, down there; other approximate locations

.no-no, private area, parts, zone; other off-limits, hush-hush description

.wee-wee, bug; other nonsense words sometimes used for genitals of either gender

.pool, deep sea, wetness; other slipperiness and wetness descriptors

.crevice, lips, crack, smile; other descriptors of a split in flesh

.pussy, beaver, bearded clam; other animal with implied furry and wet parts

.hole, tunnel, (love) pocket, chimney, mouth, (magic) cave, box; other descriptors of internal, and implicitly passive, compartments

.yin-yang, charms; references to magical/mystical things

.snatch, trap; implying something dangerous or inescapable

.meat, sweet meats, taint meat, meat napkin; meat-related names for passive flesh

clinical, blunt or unambiguous names

.yoni

.cunt

.vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia; anatomical names

.twat, cooter, cooch, hoo; nonsense words specific to femme genitals

vulgar or melodramatic

.rattlesnake canyon, wizard's sleeve, y-clef, etc etc; all the goofy schoolyard (and rap song) monikers that play up the nature of the beast rather than play it down.

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 4:49 pm

Wow. And I thought I had too much time on my hands...

Thanks, Vegan. And btw, I think you really need a hobby... :lol:

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 5:05 pm

Nexxus23 wrote:Wow. And I thought I had too much time on my hands...

Thanks, Vegan. And btw, I think you really need a hobby...

Well. . . slow day at work + internet connection = lots of spare time + not being able to leave + ability to look up vaginal pseudonyms + pay!!!!

Yay!!!!

My hobby involves looking up things I probably shouldn't at work and sitting here. . . alone.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Mar 03, 2003 11:03 pm

Nexxus23 wrote:Wow. And I thought I had too much time on my hands...

Thanks, Vegan. And btw, I think you really need a hobby...

psst! i think that is his hobby..

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:30 am

iblis wrote:
Nexxus23 wrote:Wow. And I thought I had too much time on my hands...

Thanks, Vegan. And btw, I think you really need a hobby...

psst! i think that is his hobby..

LMAO!
*tee hee*

jenna · Post by **jenna** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:02 am

fluffy muffy.

only rhyme type thing i could come up with at 6 in the morning to get ya back for "squishy fishy."

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:02 am

jenna wrote:fluffy muffy.

only rhyme type thing i could come up with at 6 in the morning to get ya back for "squishy fishy."

pretty kitty.

of course, you could always name it after an ex of mine... cunt.

:mrgreen:

X · Post by X » Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:07 am

I believe i am going to have to see the subject before i can throw a good name in the ring

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 3:17 pm

X wrote:I believe i am going to have to see the subject before i can throw a good name in the ring

LOL

...No.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 4:15 pm

oh come on.

:buttercup:

"be hardcore!" :buttercup:

Black Metallic · Post by **Black Metallic** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 4:32 pm

What about " Yummy"? :shock:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed Mar 05, 2003 7:42 pm

iblis wrote:
jenna wrote:fluffy muffy.

only rhyme type thing i could come up with at 6 in the morning to get ya back for "squishy fishy."

pretty kitty.

of course, you could always name it after an ex of mine... cunt.

Wow... you dated her TOO!?!?!?! LoL..... :twisted:

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