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what would you be?

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if you could die and come back as anything you wanted, what would you be? and i don't mean crap like vibrators or bras, i mean seriously. any living thing, mythical or factual. pixies, vampires, dogs, cats, gw bush? what would you be?

i think i would be some rich lady's prissy little poodle. sure, i'd be ugly as hell, but i would be so well taken care of. adored, well pet, eating from a silver little dish, sleeping on a rock that says "princess" wearing my little gemstone collar. carried around 90% of the time. endlessly cooed over, sleeping most of the day without having to think of anything other than where i hid my treats and toys. fuck yeah, man. i wanna be a prissy little dog :D
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I would be Dita Von Teese....with perfect breastsd...adored by fans fans everywhere, and have an endless supply of corsets and lingerie ANd put on the greastest burlesque show ever.
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I think if I could actually chose to come back as anything that I wanted...I would still choose me. My life really is not that bad...as a matter of fact,it could be a hell of alot worse. (((knocks on wood))) And if I could come back as myself,knowing what I know now....hehehe.
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The vampire Pandora. Good looks, immortality, & satisfying my love of the classical world. Or a goddess, perhaps. Persephone, Athena, or maybe Hela from the Norse myths.
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a person whom is lucky enough to discover a genie. and wish for anything that i so desire :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing: :boing:
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I'd have to say a chinchilla.

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Mistress Eve(L) wrote:I would be Dita Von Teese....with perfect breastsd...adored by fans fans everywhere, and have an endless supply of corsets and lingerie ANd put on the greastest burlesque show ever.


Someone told me she was "enhanced". True?

Have you seen her show?
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Yeah someone told me that too.......I was kinda dissappointed....I guess perfection is bought these days

No I have never seen her show, just pictures from it, and a show that had her dancing for hugh hefner and doing the martini glass strip tease.......Id give anything to see her live
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I don't know what I would be...a werewolf/vampire would be my ultimate goal. (kinda like a 1/2 breed).

I think it would be cool to come back as like a monkey or something and fling poo at everyone i despise. :shakin:
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Nexxus23 wrote:
and you smell funny


No, I swear...it's the people in the library, I swear!!! :P

Pippin would be funny to be...
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ninja

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great...you'd be my preist (the one on the left)
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I guess since I can't be Johnny Depp's jockstrap, I'd come back as a cat. Yeah, I know, BIG surprise! Think about it though, most of them have the life. I would definately want to be one of those spoiled housecats, not some poor alley cat. Although I probably am more like an alley cat now. MMMEEEOOOWWWRRR!!
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hm.. wolverine or spawn. just to go on a killing spree.
maybe be danzig as the misfits were starting... or last but not least be the guy fucking dita.. (read: not manson, just the guy fucking dita at any juncture)...
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I would hpoe for the best and be the leader of the sentiant beings on another planet.
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a being ov energy ... unbound by the physical realm... multi/interdimensional xplorer, ov sortz
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