What's your ideal pet?

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What's your ideal pet?

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A shark....
Not a little one...a big one. Either a Mako,Tiger,blue,or a great white.
And if I win a million bucks (or more) or actually earn enough ....
one day I will have them in a moat outside of my house.


Runner up would be...cats.
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an english bulldog
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rec|use wrote:an english bulldog


My father maintains that one of those would be a good pet... because "as long as the dog is around, you know there's something uglier than you at the house"

My husband wants a racoon....

Me, I'm cat people.
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Tommy!!! How many times do we have to tell you that we are NOT gonna get SHARKS with a million bucks-ever heard of bills or maybe a little something called Patrick's college fund? A new car is what both Mother Mo and I are looking for....so why not that instead? - HMM - HMM - HMM ?!
Sharks and a moat... really! And you'd said you wanted a skate park not too long ago.....*sigh*
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Anything that would horribly mangle my ex girlfriend.
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Re: What's your ideal pet?

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Codeine Coma wrote:A shark....
Not a little one...a big one. Either a Mako,Tiger,blue,or a great white.
And if I win a million bucks (or more) or actually earn enough ....
one day I will have them in a moat outside of my house.





With fricken laser beams on their heads???????




Oh come on, you knew someone would go there.....
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1.) llama
2.) hippopotamus
3.) otter
4.) bison

But right now I'd be happy with a guinea pig or a cat that doesn't drool.
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One of those Australian dogs (like on Road Warrior) they're tough, a little independant, tend to have an attitude without being an asshole.

or a giant squid I would call squiddy and I would keep it in a neighbors swiming pool. :D
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AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! i fucking hate cats!!!!! kittens are ok, but i fucking hate cats. every now and then i'll come across a cool one, but overall i still hate them. like, i would never intentionally harm a cat, but i would blast the shit out of it with a super soaker and love every second.

on a lighter note, i love dogs. big ones, little ones, smelly ones, slobery ones. i have 2 chihuahuas, one mixed with pomerainian, and 3 puppies. they drive me nuts, but i love evry one of them. i always wanted and american eskimo dog( eskie), i think they are absolutely beautiful. or an albino shepard. one day when i own my own home, i will have a big dog of some kind, husky, lab, shepard, maybe even a rotty. something big and protective to make me feel safe while home alone.

if i really had my way, i would have a ranch or farm type property, and i would turn it into an animal sanctuary type thing. have every thing from housepets to abused/neglected horses, to retired greyhounds, and everything in between. i'd even have one of those really cool rooms for cats with all the stairs and beams going through the air and across the wall. i'd have to hire someone else to take care of them though. i can't deal with litterboxes. i'd have them all, chickens, pigs, sheep, goats, etc. it would be a full time job though, and i would need serious MONEY$$$ to run it. but i would love it. thats my sappy, save all the animals, dream.

i also always wanted a fox, and a white horse i could call fairydust, and dress up as swiftwind on halloween so i could be she ra. snowball, my dog, just doesn't cut it, oh, and a sugar glider. :D
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A big black Jaguar ... actually, 2 (4 mating & repopulating their speciez)... but n-e catz work 4 me...

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Madagascar hissing cockroach. Gotta love a 6" roach that hisses at you......i'd put it in a (separate) tank next to our tarantula, Dusty, and watch them stare each other down....cool.
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Hmmm... I have had cats ( 2 are now outside if anyone wants em...reincarnated devils if you ask me) and I have had dogs( not ready for another one as the last one died) and I dont want a bird.. sorry honey but um no.. tend to freak me out a little... nice to look at nice to hold but forget housing with one.

I think I am going to stick with reptiles at least for the time being
they are cute, quiet, and tend to stay in their houses without too much fuss or struggle. I have a 9 inch leopard gecko and am happy with him (just not his chirpping dinner but oh well)

And I am always up for ADOPTING new ones mind you they wont poisonous bite or squeeze me to death.. have small chitlin at home.
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okay but if you can have that well then i can have my leeches that i want to have back hehehhehehehe ~littleseeker runs off giggling ~
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My ideal pet is one that sits at my feet, lights my cigarettes, makes my Russian coffees to perfection, cleans my house while I'm at work, gives damn good massages......need I go on?
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LadyIvanna wrote:My ideal pet is one that sits at my feet, lights my cigarettes, makes my Russian coffees to perfection, cleans my house while I'm at work, gives damn good massages......need I go on?
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thats why shes my big sis... hahaha

my pet.... huskies. and ive got a few
not hampsters after last time....
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I like Ivanna's idea....but I ahve to say that my babies are the perfect pets already...oh the other hand I want a dragon and a penguin and a whale and an emu and a llama and a sea otter and I want to keep them in the bathtub. (inside joke sort of)
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scarecrow.... ;)
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python or my black chow, "infinity", my evul mother took to the pound while I was gone :cry: or a guinea pig ... small furry things ammuse me :twisted:
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Re: What's your ideal pet?

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Sir Diddimus wrote:
Codeine Coma wrote:A shark....
Not a little one...a big one. Either a Mako,Tiger,blue,or a great white.
And if I win a million bucks (or more) or actually earn enough ....
one day I will have them in a moat outside of my house.





With fricken laser beams on their heads???????




Oh come on, you knew someone would go there.....


Dammit. You beat me to it.

And the fricken sharks just aren't complete without fricken laser beams on their heads.

Otherwise, I'll just stick to computers.
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