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Too Early To Declare Self God?

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I know I am new to this forum but I think I am going to go ahead and make myself god.

Proceed worshipping me :twisted:
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Hey now. Only enough room for one god and thats me. So kindly move along newbie. heheheh
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he's a jesus freak, a jesus freak! yeah he's jesus... freaky! Image

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Do you want a cookie or a gold star?
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Spam wrote:Do you want a cookie or a gold star?



You could start by making the sunsphere my mecca!

All Hail Cerberus!
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The sunsphere? The SkyCock?
...this must be a phallic religion you lead...
When your followers have communion, what liquid do they sip? Is it gooey?...


...Oh dear. I should stay in the Dumpster where I belong...

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To *ahem* God,

:moon: :fuckoff:

With Love

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and welcome to the sweet nightmare that is KnoxGothic
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The Fallen wrote:To *ahem* God,

:moon: :fuckoff:

With Love

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and welcome to the sweet nightmare that is KnoxGothic

lmao :lol:
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Silly J.

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oh no, now that it's in the dumpster, the fun can really begin!

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Re: Too Early To Declare Self God?

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Cerberus2701 wrote:I know I am new to this forum but I think I am going to go ahead and make myself god.

Proceed worshipping me :twisted:


You never could spell...
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Re: Too Early To Declare Self God?

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JaNell wrote:
Cerberus2701 wrote:I know I am new to this forum but I think I am going to go ahead and make myself god.

Proceed worshipping me :twisted:


You never could spell...


Silence before god smites you! :evil: :twisted: :evil:




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iblis wrote:oh no, now that it's in the dumpster, the fun can really begin!

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Re: Too Early To Declare Self God?

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Cerberus2701 wrote:
JaNell wrote:
Cerberus2701 wrote:I know I am new to this forum but I think I am going to go ahead and make myself god.

Proceed worshipping me :twisted:


You never could spell...


Silence before god smites you! :evil: :twisted: :evil:




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Go blog :fuckoff: ya freak.
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Post by Caustic »

You see, Space Moose and Red Meat kind of suck.

Like... a lot.
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yeah! now space monkeys on the other hand, they rule the fucking world!

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Caustic wrote:You see, Space Moose and Red Meat kind of suck.

Like... a lot.



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God of what? I'm polytheistic & need more data!
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch! :twisted:
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