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top five strip tease songs

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This started when my friend pat and I were debating about the sleaziest song danzig ever did...I said her black wings he said she rides.... anyways I went with her black wings as the ultimate strip tease song so the top five for me are....

1..her black wings..danzig
2..pasties and a g string...tom waits
3..Like a bad girl should..the cramps
4..sex on wheels..my life with the thrill kill kult
5..darling niki...prince(i've been on such a huge kick for prince recently)

any one else got a few favorites??(bonus points if you pick the songs from personal experience)
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Personal experiende would be the entire (yes the whole thing) album Zakk Wylde's Book of Shadows.

other fav's

Move it - Dope
RCV 22.20 - Puscifier
#1 Crush - Garbage
I'm Alive - Love and Rockets (god I wanna hear this at Sanctus) :twisted:
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sorry,l but i will have to agree with your friend, she rides just has that beat to it.

not in any order...

revolting cocks - do you think i'm sexy
switchblade symphony - clown or witches
madonna - erotic
kidney thieves - pretty
genitortures - pleasure in restraint or machine love

*note - a few of my faves were already listed
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5. Heart of the Devil- Danzig
4. #1 crush - Garbage
3. Hot pussy liquors - Rob Zombie
2. play Dead - Bjork
1. You can leave your hat on - Tom Jones
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Personal fav's ... (all from personal exp.) ;)

1. Strokin' .. Clearence Carter
2. Devil's Plaything .. Danzig
3. Stripped .. Rammstein
4. Lick it Good .. Khia
5. Rough Sex .. Lords of Acid

And for shits & giggles, At A Medium Pace .. Adam Sandler ! :lol:
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there r sooo many good 1z 2 choose from...

Sex on Wheelz - MLWTTKK (must agree)
She Ridez - Danzig
Closer (Fuck Madonna Mix) - NIN
Let'z Get It On - Marvin Gaye
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Revolting Cockz (agree again)

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will add more L8R... 2 many 2 list ust now
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RavenLunatic wrote:5. Rough Sex .. Lords of Acid


ooo.. i forgot. i get bonus points for

Lords of Acid - Lover BoyLover Girl

(actually, shadowdancer does 2)
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Post by Mistress Eve(L) »

I think this should have been top 20........I take my time :D

Kidney Theives' - Feathers and maybe Trickster
Scarling - Creep
Hot Stuff.......Donna Summer
The Cure- Lullaby
Bjork- all is full of love (video is super hot)
Bikini Kill- Rebel girl
Anything by Rammstein - *shudder* Oh GOd just say it in German *shudder* Stripped is good
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besides the obvious "i touch myself" original or by genitorturers

*marilyn manson's cover of "i put a spell on you"
*and "apple of sodom" again by manson
*def leppard "pour some sugar on me"
*"wicked game"
*prince "erotic city", "get off", "cream" the list could go on
*cindi lauper -she bop
*bjork-army of me( i don't know why. but i would take off everything except a hot huge pair of boots)
*air-sexy boy
*the original version of #1 crush, lick the pavement, queer remix, anything by garbage, shirley manson alone makes me want to take off my clothes
*the theme from mighty mouse
*track 8 on the tomb raider soundtrack, the song playing when shes in the shower, i could break down some belly dancing to that
*nin-deep
*poe-hey pretty remix
*urge overkill-girl you'll be a woman soon
*bjork-bachelorette

ok i have to stop NOW!
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gwenhwyfar wrote:*poe-hey pretty remix

now that you mention it, i agree. but im not listing it.. hehe
other people have listed some on my big list o flesh

the watchers - residual presence
She Rides - Danzig
Unholy Passion - Samhain
Her Black Wings - Danzig
Girls Girls Girls - Motley Crue
Just One Fix - Ministry
REV 22.20 - Puscifier
im your boogieman - white zombie
Electric Head Part 1 - White Zombie
SuperFreak - Rick James
Heads Explode - Monster Magnet
Sexy Mother Fcker - Prince
house of a 1xxxx corpses -- rob zombie
where is everybody - nin
please - nin
closer (pick a remix) - nin


could do this... all night.
and lastly i gotta agree with
Do Ya Think Im Sexy - Revolting Cocks
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F*** You like an animal-NIN
Perfect Drug- ?
And as much as i hate to admit it i like Cowboy by Kid rock to strip to.
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Post by Love »

Closer - Nine Inch Nails
Perfect Drug - Nine Inch Nails

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My list consists of A Perfect Circle's Mer De Noms and Darude's Sandstorm.
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Post by gwenhwyfar »

OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT!

A PERFECT CIRCLE-MAGDELENA is at the top of my list.

i knew i was forgetting an important one
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I and 2 friends wrote an outline and sample chapters for a book about strip clubs but it got no interest from publishers. We wrote a huge list of song to get lap dances too and songs that should never be heard in a strip club.

Get dances to in no order:

NIN - Closer (Got my first lap dance to it)
Alannah Myles - Black Velvet (that song fits really well and I didn't believe it til I saw is stripped to)
The Pixies - Where my Mind is
Lords of Acid - Pussy
ACDC - Shook me all Night Long

Songs you should never hear in a strip club:
Ted Nugent - Strangel Hold (Hello!)
Any Rod Stewart song (Even if that guy is paying her $100 a song to dance to Rod Stewart it still doesn't make it right)
Any Creed songs
theres more but I can't remember them
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Post by junkie christ »

creapyrob wrote:I
Alannah Myles - Black Velvet
The Pixies - Where my Mind is
Lords of Acid - Pussy
ACDC - Shook me all Night Long
Ted Nugent - Strangel Hold

those are some of my favs as well and i totally forgot them
damn
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Being the all star multiple titty house mongor i am being on tour when i am...and of course being a dj at a club for a few months a few summers ago, i have a good perspective of this......here are my picks....starting with the already mentioned

Erotic- Madonna
She Rides- Danzig
Rough Sex (All Night Grinder Mix ONLY)- Lords of Acid
Hot Stuff- Donna Summer
Pour Some Sugah on Me- Def Leopard
Gett Off- Prince

(and i must throw points to gwen for the mighty mouse theme...i must make this happen- infact i'll be on tour next week...and i think i have a mission)

and my picks

Candy Girl- New Edition (cus the whole scene from dogman is tony the tiger GREEEEEEAAAAAT)
Peach/Pope- Prince
She Bop- Cyndi Lauper
Twist of Cain- Danzig
Justify My Love- Madonna
Say i Yi Yi- Ying Yang Twins
Let's Go All The Way- ICP (but ONLY if you are with the clowns, and sitting next to J, and the chick is putting her ass in your face, and its all kickass...and you look over and J is doing his parts...and its all eerie, and then the girl realises who he is....and yadda yadda..and then she falls down.....GOOD STUFF)
Legs- ZZ Top (only works with a leggy chick in badass boots/stilettos)
New World Order- Ministry (...yes...that whips ass)
Any 80s ballad, if the chick knows the words, and coos them into your ear, whilest getting nakie....*drrrrooooool*

and ya know....either i'm sleepy and can't think anymore or i am out of ideas.....
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Post by gwenhwyfar »

i think i would do the danger mouse theme song, too.

maybe even the theme from he man or she ra , as well
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Sadness .. Enigma
Lapdance .. Paul Oakenfold
Sexual .. Amber
Damn, Wish I was your Lover .. Sophie B. Hawkins
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I just can't do it....4 years DJing in "Gentlemens Clubs" kinda ruined it for me. :evil:
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Post by gwenhwyfar »

RavenLunatic wrote:Sadness .. Enigma
Damn, Wish I was your Lover .. Sophie B. Hawkins


more of my favorites
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