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Top Ten Things Heard Outside The New Mel Gibson Movie



10. "Hey -- no shoving, Monsignor!"

9. "I don't know why they added subtitles -- everyone speaks Aramaic"

8. "I'm hoping my medium Mountain Dew will miraculously be changed into an extra large Mountain Dew"

7. "These 'Lord of the Ring' films are getting odder and odder"

6. "Was this really based on a book?"

5. "Twelve dollars for a movie ticket? Now that's a sin, am I right, people?"

4. "The Pope loved it almost as much as "Barber Shop 2'"

3. "Uh...I don't feel like dinner right now."

2. "That was awesome when Trump fired Pontius Pilate"

1. "Don't tell me the ending"




Stolen from lettermen. :rofl:
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
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and for those interested, im casting my new movie, the passion of the junkie christ.

"my way of saying its a fucking movie who cares believe what you want..."
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junkie christ wrote:and for those interested, im casting my new movie, the passion of the junkie christ.


:ROFL: HAHAHAHahHAHahHAhhahahahaHAHhaHAHha
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junkie christ wrote:and for those interested, im casting my new movie, the passion of the junkie christ.

"my way of saying its a fucking movie who cares believe what you want..."


Yeah, yeah, we all know what your passion is. :twisted:

"Doin' da butt...
Aaawww, Junkie, Junkie..."
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ANAL!!!!
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I'll audition.






















But no buttsex. And stop pouting, J_C.
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Nexxus23 wrote:I'll audition.
But no buttsex. And stop pouting, J_C.

for you id draw an exception... it wouldnt be required
i already have pics of your bum.
:-D
*my camera was in hand when you mooned me*
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I insist on reinacting the exstsy of st. heather..........
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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junkie christ wrote:
Nexxus23 wrote:I'll audition.
But no buttsex. And stop pouting, J_C.

for you id draw an exception... it wouldnt be required
i already have pics of your bum.
:-D
*my camera was in hand when you mooned me*


DAMN!! I don't even want to know what you've done w/ those pics.

They'd better not be online, or I will have to disembowel you. With a parsnip, even.
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are they online? no. i wouldnt do that to ya
are they on my computer? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
the best part is i got a pic of the look on your face right afterwards
thats the humor to me.
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junkie christ wrote:are they online? no. i wouldnt do that to ya
are they on my computer? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
the best part is i got a pic of the look on your face right afterwards
thats the humor to me.


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Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!
Yes, I have wished you were dead. You are just another face in the crowd, someone who brings me suffering, someone I truely hate.
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junkie christ wrote::dgos: :dgos: :dgos: :dgos: :dgos: :dgos: <snip>


boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing...

Don't you do *ANYTHING* but boing around? :twisted:
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that and hang around....
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Jesus is a cunt. Satan sucks my cock.
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is JC secretly MC??? You be the judge...


By Christopher Hitchens
Posted Friday, Feb. 27, 2004, at 3:21 PM PT
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This may seem like an oblique way in which to approach Mel Gibson's ghastly movie The Passion. But it came back to me this week that an associate of his had once told me, in lacerating detail, that an evening with Mel was one long fiesta of boring but graphic jokes about anal sex. I've since had that confirmed by other sources.


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that and hang around....





LMFAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Catholics need anal too
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?

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Codeine Coma wrote:Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick!

Aw hell, why not?

:angel:

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