Optimizing your blackout

Monophonic · Post by **Monophonic** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:44 pm

This might hit too close to home for some people. lol.

Blackout like you mean it:
http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/i ... ackout.htm

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:54 pm

hehe already have a black belt in it hehe

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:13 pm

Dude, its a drunk's magazine! I know know if that's cool, or just really, really sad.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:25 pm

me and punkrockjoe get trashed at that site at least twice a month.
:rock:

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:13 pm

When I black out it usually just means puke that i don't remember and having to say " yes , that was me. send me the cleaning bill."

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:27 am

I loves me some Modern Drunkard.

:mrgreen:

The_Ring · Post by **The_Ring** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:59 am

I wanna see Junkie and joe do the stuff at the end like take a sprint down the bar , leap over the taps, and then grap the chandeleir and swing outta the bar like a goddam pirate............what an exit

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:33 pm

The_Ring wrote:I wanna see Junkie and joe do the stuff at the end like take a sprint down the bar , leap over the taps, and then grap the chandeleir and swing outta the bar like a goddam pirate............what an exit

you coming to sanctus? :twisted:

Monophonic · Post by **Monophonic** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 6:34 pm

hahaha, who knew there were so many modern drunks here? I totally challenge you guys to a drink-off come Sanctus. I'm sure I'll come out of this weekend with plenty of new stories to post over at the MD site.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 7:46 pm

Monophonic wrote:hahaha, who knew there were so many modern drunks here? I totally challenge you guys to a drink-off come Sanctus. I'm sure I'll come out of this weekend with plenty of new stories to post over at the MD site.

fiuck sanctus, ill do that tomorrow

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:34 am

junkie christ wrote:
Monophonic wrote:hahaha, who knew there were so many modern drunks here? I totally challenge you guys to a drink-off come Sanctus. I'm sure I'll come out of this weekend with plenty of new stories to post over at the MD site.
fiuck sanctus, ill do that tomorrow

pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??

Monophonic · Post by **Monophonic** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:39 am

punkrockjoe wrote:pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??

I warn ya Joe, I'm not easily outdrank. I say one weekend we get together and buy a case of the cheapest, nastiest whiskey that our money can buy and have the 1st annual Booze Brawl. I'll go ahead and book the main event as Zeo *vs* Monophonic *vs* PunkRockJoe *vs* Junkie Christ in a Fatal Four-way for the undisputed championship.

Now if only we could find X an opponent for the lightweight title. hahaha.

You know we are true boozers when we construct a title belt out of empty beer cases and coasters. heres a pic of the former dual champ, dan. Ol' double D didn't last long in our final bout. and notice the mad craftmanship in the Bud Light - lightweight title. many a beer was sacraficed to a new tradition that night.

http://www.analogblood.com/grafx/belts.jpg

X · Post by X » Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:43 am

I don't drink anymore.

but i can still just beat someones ass for shits n giggles.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:26 am

Shit that belt is fucking awesome

I'd take X on/out, but between his stripper/ pornstar humpin, 2 ft line of cocaine snortin, and drinkin, I think I would be outmatched.........Im just a drunk.

*off to grab the bottle of Jagermeister*

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:20 am

Monophonic wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??

I warn ya Joe, I'm not easily outdrank. I say one weekend we get together and buy a case of the cheapest, nastiest whiskey that our money can buy and have the 1st annual Booze Brawl. I'll go ahead and book the main event as Zeo *vs* Monophonic *vs* PunkRockJoe *vs* Junkie Christ in a Fatal Four-way for the undisputed championship.
Now if only we could find X an opponent for the lightweight title. hahaha.
You know we are true boozers when we construct a title belt out of empty beer cases and coasters. heres a pic of the former dual champ, dan. Ol' double D didn't last long in our final bout. and notice the mad craftmanship in the Bud Light - lightweight title. many a beer was sacraficed to a new tradition that night.
http://www.analogblood.com/grafx/belts.jpg

holy shit its on.
and joe bought ( i copiloted) a case of whiskey last august. funny none of us remember the next few weeks........... be warned, he will buy a case of whiskey if he can.
i dont drink much right now, soon as the semester is out ill get back in better practice. but me outta practice can still blow a quick 100 in a bar and walk out. i can still outdrink 90% of the folks i know, but i cant just polish a bottle and run like i could say in december or janurary.......FUCKING COLLEGE.
holy shit, it is soooooo fucking on.
by the way, joe is almost impossible to outdrink. ive done it a few times...... but its rare. hes the only person i know that can relaiably drink me under the table. doc comes close, but usually we are about equal.... i think if iwanted to i could drink him out...
if you guys can make it to 5th circle ill try but im pretty damn outta practice and bars are damned expensive.....

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:53 am

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:*off to grab the bottle of Jagermeister*

Jagermeister, my favorite poison. Good choice.

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:40 pm

bacardi 151 is my preference. and i am about to be 21 in a few days :twisted:

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:06 pm

Monophonic wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:pick your poison...I see a road trip in my future...is there anything to do in rockwood at all besides drink you under the table??

Zeo *vs* Monophonic *vs* PunkRockJoe *vs* Junkie Christ in a Fatal Four-way for the undisputed championship.

hahaha!! Monophonic, you lightweight. You know I've left you puking in a bucket in your livingroom before and I'll do it again.
Old No. 7 Brand with Budweiser chasers.

X · Post by X » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:26 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:Shit that belt is fucking awesome

I'd take X on/out, but between his stripper/ pornstar humpin, 2 ft line of cocaine snortin, and drinkin, I think I would be outmatched.........Im just a drunk.

*off to grab the bottle of Jagermeister*

Eh, i'm completely sober now.......allthough, i could outdrink you all if i wanted to.....my future is more important than showing you all how much a fat man can drink. (besides i did that enough at 80s nights at iveys......

Oh i must also add....that description would be nearly accurate....the scary part is, thats a nearly accurate description of one of my heros Sam Kinison as well.....scary.

I must also report i've never done a pornstar. Well...i HAVE..but she wasn't a porn star when i did her....and i wouldn't really call her a porn star now..she was just a bignaturals.com chick. Her video was up like...6 months ago, and i dated her like 2 years ago...so i don't count that. i HAVE however hung out with porn stars....Jasmin St Claire is a cunt, Jenna Jameson is...weirdass and Peter North is whip that ass cool. My dad looks like Ron Jeremy, but again i do not count that.

Monophonic · Post by **Monophonic** » Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:19 pm

now wait a damn minute zeo.... the "bucket" incident was just an unfortunate incident of my youth. most of us have to learn about alcohol poisoning the hard way. lol.

Mistress Eve(L), White Darkness.... you both have great taste. Jager has been the root of my downward spiral for many years. Hannah & Hogg Vodka might give it a run for it's money though.

And X, congrats on getting clean. It takes balls to give up the good stuff.

The scary thing is... If we had a Booze Brawl... who would remember it? We would definitely need to recruit some designated referees. :twisted: