This should generate some smart-ass responses.
Moderators: iblis, AuralFixation
-
- Posts: 27
- Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:41 pm
- Location: Friendsville, TN
- Contact:
This should generate some smart-ass responses.
I'll just throw this out here.
22/M disease/drug free, looking for brief physical encounter with female age 18-40, maybe regular if it's enjoyed by both parties. I'm available on Saturdays and Sundays between 8am to 8pm. Private message me if it sounds intruiging.
Yes, I'm being serious. It's been a year of unwilling self-abuse, and I'm starting to rust. Probably won't get what I'm looking for, but it'll be something for everyone to laugh about.
Let the comments commence.
22/M disease/drug free, looking for brief physical encounter with female age 18-40, maybe regular if it's enjoyed by both parties. I'm available on Saturdays and Sundays between 8am to 8pm. Private message me if it sounds intruiging.
Yes, I'm being serious. It's been a year of unwilling self-abuse, and I'm starting to rust. Probably won't get what I'm looking for, but it'll be something for everyone to laugh about.
Let the comments commence.
::ELVIS CHRIST:::
- Mother Mo
- Over 2000 posts. Beware.
- Posts: 2340
- Joined: Mon Mar 03, 2003 3:31 am
- Location: A hobbit hole in north knox
- Contact:
Good luck with that. Though I'm sure with the combined powers of Elvis & Christ, you'll easily achieve success.
You could also just come to Sanctus & buy some of the lovely ladies a few drinks, do some chatting, & a least get some numbers. I may be old & play for the other team, but it looks easy enough to me.
You could also just come to Sanctus & buy some of the lovely ladies a few drinks, do some chatting, & a least get some numbers. I may be old & play for the other team, but it looks easy enough to me.
Change how you see, not how you look.
- junkie christ
- Over 5000 Posts. Beware the Junkie Rant!
- Posts: 5184
- Joined: Wed May 07, 2003 5:11 am
- Location: doomed to fail
- Contact:
fling poo at the cute ones
it works for me.
it works for me.
O(+>
Drinking makes you the same asshole your father was.
http://www.knoxnihilism.com/forum - site admin.
Prayer, Praise, Profit.
Drinking makes you the same asshole your father was.
http://www.knoxnihilism.com/forum - site admin.
Prayer, Praise, Profit.
-
- Posts: 27
- Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:41 pm
- Location: Friendsville, TN
- Contact:
-
- Posts: 1944
- Joined: Thu Sep 25, 2003 5:09 pm
- Location: Knoxville, TN
- Contact:
um...ya know.....i've only been able ONCE to just say...hey wanna fuck...and- well it worked.....
and i've used that line A LOT......
my advice.....
1. Go to wrestling school
2. Get booked in Pikeville, Ky
3. BE SURE to wear black tights, with some cool kickpads....and a shirt showing off your tatts.....(be sure to have a face on your shoulder, and two stars on your back) and do a frog splash.
4. START A RIOT...(this one is most important...cus well, you gotta be 'dangerous'
5. get in a fight trying to get to the dressing room
6. tell the story about seeing the time you did a two foot line of coke.
7. THEN...say the line......
and well...i'll just about guarantee it will work
but only if the girls name is Andrea.......and she has shoulder length black hair.
Otherwise...there is always escort services, and of course the greater old city area streets.....Escort services are great tho....cus you can order whatever you want....sorta like going to a 5 star restuarant.....they have EVERYTHING. good stuff i tells ya
and i've used that line A LOT......
my advice.....
1. Go to wrestling school
2. Get booked in Pikeville, Ky
3. BE SURE to wear black tights, with some cool kickpads....and a shirt showing off your tatts.....(be sure to have a face on your shoulder, and two stars on your back) and do a frog splash.
4. START A RIOT...(this one is most important...cus well, you gotta be 'dangerous'
5. get in a fight trying to get to the dressing room
6. tell the story about seeing the time you did a two foot line of coke.
7. THEN...say the line......
and well...i'll just about guarantee it will work
but only if the girls name is Andrea.......and she has shoulder length black hair.
Otherwise...there is always escort services, and of course the greater old city area streets.....Escort services are great tho....cus you can order whatever you want....sorta like going to a 5 star restuarant.....they have EVERYTHING. good stuff i tells ya
I'm a big bright shining star......
-
- Posts: 1130
- Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2003 12:57 am
- Location: cloud nine
- Contact:
-
- Posts: 482
- Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:57 am
- Location: the labyrinth
- Contact:
- Hardcoregirl
- Moderator
- Posts: 2761
- Joined: Wed Feb 19, 2003 4:04 pm
- Location: land of rape and honey
- Contact:
gwenhwyfar wrote:wrestling=biggest turn off ever
except for the one chick, maybe
sorry man.
Even though I am a fan of our "wrassler's" as human "beans" I have to agree there...
It's just redneck land I'm sorry....
And Elvis Christ--if its just sex you are looking for I think that once saw a board of little index cards down at west knox news for that sort of thing...good luck.
"Oh no. Please don't antagonize hardcoregirl. We'll all regret it." -DarkVader
-
- Posts: 1131
- Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:48 pm
- Location: Somewhere only we know....
- Contact:
-
- Posts: 27
- Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:41 pm
- Location: Friendsville, TN
- Contact:
Buttercup wrote:gwenhwyfar wrote:wrestling=biggest turn off ever
except for the one chick, maybe
sorry man.
Even though I am a fan of our "wrassler's" as human "beans" I have to agree there...
It's just redneck land I'm sorry....
And Elvis Christ--if its just sex you are looking for I think that once saw a board of little index cards down at west knox news for that sort of thing...good luck.
I think they took those little index cards out. Anyway, I'm not sure I would even pursue someone who would put a sex offer up on a board for everyone in the world to read. People like that are just creepy......wait a minute....
::ELVIS CHRIST:::
-
- Posts: 1131
- Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:48 pm
- Location: Somewhere only we know....
- Contact:
Elvis Christ wrote:Buttercup wrote:gwenhwyfar wrote:wrestling=biggest turn off ever
except for the one chick, maybe
sorry man.
Even though I am a fan of our "wrassler's" as human "beans" I have to agree there...
It's just redneck land I'm sorry....
And Elvis Christ--if its just sex you are looking for I think that once saw a board of little index cards down at west knox news for that sort of thing...good luck.
I think they took those little index cards out. Anyway, I'm not sure I would even pursue someone who would put a sex offer up on a board for everyone in the world to read. People like that are just creepy......wait a minute....
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Where are you?? I want to laugh AT you TO you but I haven't seen you today. Hehe. *mean mood*
Libby
------
Everything tastes better when the novacaine sets in.
------
Everything tastes better when the novacaine sets in.
-
- Posts: 27
- Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2003 8:41 pm
- Location: Friendsville, TN
- Contact:
-
- Posts: 1131
- Joined: Fri Feb 28, 2003 10:48 pm
- Location: Somewhere only we know....
- Contact:
Elvis Christ wrote:QueenOfTheFlock wrote:Elvis Christ wrote:I'm going to catch all sorts of hell from QueenOfTheFlock for this.....
HAHAHAHA!!!! Oh yes! Just you WAIT until we're both at work today....
This'll be worse than the "you just wait till your father gets home mister".
It won't be too bad, as long as you can handle me just randomly popping up places and laughing at you.
Libby
------
Everything tastes better when the novacaine sets in.
------
Everything tastes better when the novacaine sets in.
-
- hopeless psychotic
- Posts: 217
- Joined: Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:27 pm
- Location: In the Winds of Pandamonium
- Contact:
Re: This should generate some smart-ass responses.
Elvis Christ wrote:I'll just throw this out here.
22/M disease/drug free, looking for brief physical encounter with female age 18-40, maybe regular if it's enjoyed by both parties. I'm available on Saturdays and Sundays between 8am to 8pm. Private message me if it sounds intruiging.
Yes, I'm being serious. It's been a year of unwilling self-abuse, and I'm starting to rust. Probably won't get what I'm looking for, but it'll be something for everyone to laugh about.
Let the comments commence.
thanks i needed a laught like that
Um, actually you guys are dead on...in the south, only chicks with summer teeth ever wanna be rats......On this occasion i would think it was more of my rockstar-esque antics that got me laid, not the fact that i was wearing my kickass singlet and my kickass kickpads, and got like 20 feet in the air, and made AJ Styles say "holy shit dude".
I must also add, that chicks who LIKE wrestling to me is a turnoff...cus i like to keep buisiness and pleasure seperate.
At the time this happened, i thought i was going to die...and my standards went right down the fucking drain. Sue me,
I must also add, that chicks who LIKE wrestling to me is a turnoff...cus i like to keep buisiness and pleasure seperate.
At the time this happened, i thought i was going to die...and my standards went right down the fucking drain. Sue me,
I'm a big bright shining star......
-
- Posts: 482
- Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2003 2:57 am
- Location: the labyrinth
- Contact:
X wrote:Um, actually you guys are dead on...in the south, only chicks with summer teeth ever wanna be rats......On this occasion i would think it was more of my rockstar-esque antics that got me laid, not the fact that i was wearing my kickass singlet and my kickass kickpads, and got like 20 feet in the air, and made AJ Styles say "holy shit dude".
I must also add, that chicks who LIKE wrestling to me is a turnoff...cus i like to keep buisiness and pleasure seperate.
oh my god, is this guy serious! i'm sorry, but this is the most ridiculous thing i've read all day.
'some men wouldn't know a good thing when they found it, even if it sat on their face!'
'every time i orgasm, a faery gets her wings.'
'every time i orgasm, a faery gets her wings.'
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests