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OK, so Dustin (Judas) is gone, and Sarah had to go for a few hours. So, I have a few hours to do whatever. Fuck the Chicken, tell Coor what to do.










*This was Sarah's idea for a thread, so it's not like disrespectful or anything.
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one word
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:puke:

That's wrong in so many ways. I kinda fell asleep for about 3 hours, but I'm back now.
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skinnydip in the pool
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Post by judas gnb »

so your in my house alone........i got an idea GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE BUTTHOLE
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not only am i in your house.. i groped your woman.
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the word butthole made me giggle
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Post by vicious_blood »

You shoulda cut holes in the butt of all of Dustins clothes...esp. his wrestling gear.
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DAMN! I should of done that!
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Post by judas gnb »

Had Coor even entertained the idea of cutting my gear.I would have preformed acts of violence that would make a certin Mel Gibson movie about the death of jesus look like a walk in the park.But instead i just kicked her ass around my house and then rubbed her face in the couch......In which my cats had pissed on so Coor ask yourself......How does it feel to get that ass of your whipped by the Athens Champion.
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Post by Cryso lueth Wylthen »

Lol, made me laugh ^.^


Oooo ~wishes he could wrestle~

~tries to anyways~

~wrestles for fun~

Wish I had the talent, but alas, atleast I have fun ltrying :P
Aww crap, I'm legal >.<
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Post by Coor »

Listen here bitch...

Not only did I whoop that ass proper, and anyone can ask his girfriend if I did or not, I did it twice fucker. Yea, twice, and the only reason I didn't continue to whoop your ass, was because i was afraid I'd seriously hurt you. Remmeber who THREW your ass into the coffeetable? Yea that right, it was me. I'll spare you total embarassment and not say what you said after I whooped your ass. Also, there are witness from Santcus who know that I whooped your ass.





Oh, and dear, not only did I whoop your ass.



I fucked your girlfriend
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Post by judas gnb »

Ok now this is war......i'm pretty sure May 1st you will be at the WWA show.When i get done with Brandon Presley in a match that i won't break a sweat in.How about i drag your skank ass in the ring.Drop ya on on those two water ballons you call tits (real? ya right).Then when i'm done doing that i'm goin to take ya in the locker room toss ya to the rest of the workers and let them have there way with ya......But im pretty sure you would enjoy that.HO
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Oh, I'll fucking be at that show, and I'll bring my god damned teeth with me. Then, after I whoop your ass, AGAIN, I'll take your girlfriend home and fuck her proper.

Ok, ever call me a skank again, and I won't stop kicking the shit of you when you are down on the ground about to cry.

There are a few people who could vouch that my tits are real. I just turned 18, and most plastic docs won't give a breast job done to people under 20, because of development.

As for the "ho" comment, what can I say I love the cock. Notice I said cock, not the baby carrot you carry around in your pants. oh, and WHEN I get done beating you fucknig sensless, I'l make sure to throw you to your little workers
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I'm glad i can take a break from promoting and let you guys do it for me *rolls eyes*
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:rofl: :roofle: :boink: :lol:
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Post by judas gnb »

Well bring to big ass teeth and i shall bring my walking tall stick i call "the tennessee toothpick" and the moment you show those big ol teeth i will Barry Bonds those motherfuckers all over Athens.I realise in my match on May 1st im suppose to be the "good guy"but i guess one more time i can show im the dirtiest player in the game.
And as for loving the cock you sure do you folk can see coor bang black cock,white cock,red cock,dog cock,cat cock,snake cock and horse cock.on coors new website "coorbangscock.com"
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Ya know, I woulda suspected as much altho I couldn't see much on that site beyond Coor's fat ass... I've seen double and triple chins but quadruple ass-cheeks, ye gods woman, liposuck some of that ass
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Post by Coor »

LMAO! Well, I guess as long as you bring your nose you should be good. Your "walking stick" must be the compensation for your baby penis, but hey whatever makes you feel better dear.

And George, you can bounce a quatrer off my ass. litterally, there were quite a few at Santcus. Besidaes that, that was the funniest fucking comment I've ever heard
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