OH thank God... Richard Simmons isn't going to jail.

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:10 pm

Some of you may have heard that Richard Simmons was charged with assault. He slapped a guy in the face. The guy he slapped was:

Harley Davidson salesman/ex-con/cage wrestler

How funny would that have been, Mr. Sweatin' to the Oldies in the Big House. Maybe Merle Haggard would have done a benefit to get him out, sha right.

Well the case has been dismissed as part of a plea bargin (or payoff to the slapee depending on how you look at it).

Here is the slapping report.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/03 ... mons1.html

Here is the dismissal:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0525042milt1.html

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:55 pm

How stupid...the guy must'v been makin fun of the old show or somethin....i've been slapped before and I never even thought about filing a complaint. Who else thinks this "harely davidson salesman/ ex-con/ cage wrestler" had a grudge?

creapyrob · Post by **creapyrob** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:31 am

He said he pressed charges cause you "couldn't just go around slapping people."

But the fact that old man Simons slapped a guy like a foot taller and about 100+ pounds bigger is pretty ballsey.

Still would like to see the ads for "Sweatin' in Solitary" or "Sweatin' to the Jail House Rock featuring Richard Simmions and Cell Block D" or "Richard Simmion's DIY Jailhouse Tat Kit with Instructional Video."

Post by **darkvader** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:03 pm

I dunno - Richard Simmons is almost guilty of assault for the amount of perfume he wears.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:13 pm

I never knew he had the ballz 4 sumthing like that. :lol:

karmakaze · Post by **karmakaze** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:30 pm

Snap Dragon wrote:How stupid...the guy must'v been makin fun of the old show or somethin....i've been slapped before and I never even thought about filing a complaint. Who else thinks this "harely davidson salesman/ ex-con/ cage wrestler" had a grudge?

i would do the exact same thing. $$$

lovechild · Post by **lovechild** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:00 pm

too funny...

BlackDeathCigarettes · Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:08 pm

I always hated Richard Simmion's
I HOPE HE DIES!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:44 pm

karmakaze wrote:
Snap Dragon wrote:How stupid...the guy must'v been makin fun of the old show or somethin....i've been slapped before and I never even thought about filing a complaint. Who else thinks this "harely davidson salesman/ ex-con/ cage wrestler" had a grudge?
i would do the exact same thing. $$$

And if you won, or were paid off, you could print off some t-shirts that said, "I was bitch-slapped by Richard Simmons."

:roofle: