The first is the shift key. I have decided that one must not be bound by one's vendettas. We'll just have to see how long it lasts.

The other, would have to be the "Poop Stink" poll. I haven't hit this forum with it, and it's high time I did.
I first encountered the "Poop Stink" poll in '95, and nearly shat myself answering it. Thus, from my bowels to yours, I give unto thee... "Poop Stink".
I cannot claim to have created the "Poop Stink" poll. The lady who did was a monkey far more sick than I. I've simply cut, pasted, and added an option.
