::everyone waves and chants "Hi Luvie!"::
There. Now that that is settled, let me tell you a little about myself.
I am:
* 27 years old chronologically, 7 years old mentally
* obsessed with shiny things
* internet addict
* pop culture nut
* spoiled and whiny
* self deprecating
* good for a laugh, good for a cry
* made of jelly beans
* about to get my first tattoo
* a gypsy - I've lived in 13 states
* too smart for my own good but too stupid to take full advantage of that fact
* loves boobies and other naughty stuffs
* evil... and occasionally goat-like
I look forward to getting to know you all and, of course, infecting you all with my personal blend of insanity.
![Coffee :coffee:](./images/smilies/coffee_shaded[1].gif)