KILL YOUR TELEVISION Friday 8/27

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Fun For Friday

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Try Something New Day

Here are some suggestions to get you started:

1) Have sex with a stranger

2) Try a new drug or a combination of the old ones

3)Dress up as your favorite serial killer and murder people the same way he or she did

4)Crash a funeral

5) Come up with a new excuse explaining why you have yet to do that thing you keep saying you will do

For you coffee house patrons you could create the first official Caffine Olympics

Events to include...

1) Who can down the most shots of espresso in 5 minutes
*heart failure is grounds for disqualification*

2) Who can out-ramble the other

3) Who can take the LEAST amount of trips to the pisser

Or you could watch a re-run of the Kill Your Television Show. Friday's musical guest is Stinking Lizavetta. It's a good one, so I've been told.

Comcast 12 @ 12midnight
Knology 12
Charter 6