I Thought Monsters Were Make Believe

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:42 pm

http://onemillionmoms.com/default.asp
I'm at work and i'm to shocked to respond right now.

judas gnb · Post by **judas gnb** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:58 pm

this stuff is pretty funny

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:27 pm

I was thinking, is there any way to call or email their husbands and ask them if they would like a free complementery ball gag so we could all have a little peace and quiet?

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:30 pm

Having formerly been married to a Baptist preacher for 12 years, the site is pretty typical of the extreme 'religious right'. I, personally, thought it was funny as hell to think that these women are getting their granny-panties in such a wad over some of that shit.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:36 pm

No fcuking way! (sic)

:roofle:

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:50 pm

It is just annoying to me right now. I do customer service for a major car company and i don't have the time or patience to listen to this. Seems as though this company i work for donated some money to a local chapter of PFLAG in detroit (parents families and friends of lesbians and gays.)Pflag then used that money to put up a billboard asking for support for a bill that would legalize same sex marriage. For one i would support that bill if i were in det. For 2 i deal with important things at work like safety recalls and warped rotors. i don't have the time or want to sit and listen to a bunch of old bitties who wouldn't know the really real world if it bit them on their asses, bitch about things they could not understand because they have not ever been out of their fake ivory church bakesale and oprah bookclub towers.It makes me ill to know that the freedoms that so many people have fought and died for can be kept or taken away by these people.
I apologize for the rant but i can't do it here at work but if you could just listen to these brainwashed sheep while maintaining a professional attitude you would want to rip your ears off too! :smashfreak:

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:12 pm

iblis wrote:No fcuking way! (sic)

They have a complaint form you can fill out......... *hint*hint*

They must have too much free time to be worried about a word that doesn't even exist......

Ibbie, show them how it is REALLY spelled......

dragon_gurl · Post by **dragon_gurl** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:15 pm

Hmm.... if they don't approve of South park i think it is easy to not watch it. Let alone watch it to see who advertises with them. How silly.

officail diagnosis is: They need to get a FCUKing life.

QueenOfTheFlock · Post by **QueenOfTheFlock** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:19 pm

iblis wrote:No fcuking way! (sic)

I want the "No Fcukng Angel" shirt...

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:20 pm

This is a letter i sent to OMM.

WARNING: it is incredibly, incredibly vulgar.

Dear OMM,
I am shocked that NBC has put that filth "Father of the Pride" on television. And at 9:00! I mean, I put my two teens to bed at 7:00 with a reading from the Good Book, but if they were to wake up and see that trash, well, I just don't know what I would do! Thank you for this opportunity.

Christ be with you,
Martha M.

This is what i would type if i was a member of your sea of retards. 1 of you is bad enough. 10 is a nightmare. 100 would drive me to suicide. But knowing there are one million soccer moms with the official title of "Queen Bitch Stick-up-Her-Ass" could make Satan weep. I do, however, find your complaints humorous. "Gasp! they just said the GD word!" I'm sorry if this shocks you--okay, im not really sorry whatsoever--but...

Fuck, cock, balls, ass, vagina, God damn, god fuck, fuck god, christ-handjob, the father son and holy ghost had a threesome last night, Blood coated frozen tampon popsicle, dog shit taco, clitoris, orgy, dildo, vibrator, buttplug, lube, semen, masturbate, get my jollies, jack off, fuck fuck, fuck a dog, fuck the police, fuck censorship, fuck you, fuck christ, fuck christs fanclub, fuck christianity, fuck authority, fuck bush, lesbian, oral sex, strap-on, pot, crack, speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, penis, cock, cunt, scrotum, suck my cock, aborted fetus sammich, sack of dead babies, moustache ride, rimjob, douchebag, more lesbians, premarital sex, anal sex, sodomy, blowjob, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Satan, antichrist, christian pig, south park, manson, wicca, paganism, atheist, hindu, jews, pedophile, rape, shit, necrophile, cadaverfucker, crabs, gonorrhea, count Chocula, chlamydia, pornography, titties, bondage, panties, unprotected sex, poverty, the holocaust, homosexuality, the constitution, the bill of rights, the first amendment, human rights, civil rights, black people, and hanukkah.

thank you,
Ben Kershaw.

Spam · Post by **Spam** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:43 pm

B_Ko wrote:This is a letter i sent to OMM.

WARNING: it is incredibly, incredibly vulgar.

Dear OMM,
I am shocked that NBC has put that filth "Father of the Pride" on television. And at 9:00! I mean, I put my two teens to bed at 7:00 with a reading from the Good Book, but if they were to wake up and see that trash, well, I just don't know what I would do! Thank you for this opportunity.

Christ be with you,
Martha M.

This is what i would type if i was a member of your sea of retards. 1 of you is bad enough. 10 is a nightmare. 100 would drive me to suicide. But knowing there are one million soccer moms with the official title of "Queen Bitch Stick-up-Her-Ass" could make Satan weep. I do, however, find your complaints humorous. "Gasp! they just said the GD word!" I'm sorry if this shocks you--okay, im not really sorry whatsoever--but...

Fuck, cock, balls, ass, vagina, God damn, god fuck, fuck god, christ-handjob, the father son and holy ghost had a threesome last night, Blood coated frozen tampon popsicle, dog shit taco, clitoris, orgy, dildo, vibrator, buttplug, lube, semen, masturbate, get my jollies, jack off, fuck fuck, fuck a dog, fuck the police, fuck censorship, fuck you, fuck christ, fuck christs fanclub, fuck christianity, fuck authority, fuck bush, lesbian, oral sex, strap-on, pot, crack, speed, weed, heroin, cocaine, penis, cock, cunt, scrotum, suck my cock, aborted fetus sammich, sack of dead babies, moustache ride, rimjob, douchebag, more lesbians, premarital sex, anal sex, sodomy, blowjob, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Satan, antichrist, christian pig, south park, manson, wicca, paganism, atheist, hindu, jews, pedophile, rape, shit, necrophile, cadaverfucker, crabs, gonorrhea, count Chocula, chlamydia, pornography, titties, bondage, panties, unprotected sex, poverty, the holocaust, homosexuality, the constitution, the bill of rights, the first amendment, human rights, civil rights, black people, and hanukkah.

thank you,
Ben Kershaw.

And you wonder where they get their ammunition.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:05 am

this site is making my fcuking ass itch.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:12 pm

Spam wrote:And you wonder where they get their ammunition.

They get their ammunition from pretty much everywhere except maybethe 700 Club and the bible.

Imp · Post by **Imp** » Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:24 pm

actually, my guess is that it won't ever be read. They've probably got filters on incoming mail to remove anything crass so the tender eyes of the sheeple (who seem to be incapable of admitting that business marketing is not based on family values, but on what will work) won't bleed.

Honestly, I have nothing against soccer moms as long as they leave me alone. All three of us played soccer when we were kids, my brothers for longer than I, but we did. Thus, my mother was a soccer mom. (My mother, however, understands the theory of "don't watch it if you don't approve of it." And "mind your own business and don't shove your ideas down other people's throats." And she's just cool.) I won't stop my daughter from it if she wants to play soccer. It's good exercise and more interesting than softball. If she wants me to drive an SUV and wear capri pants "like everyone else's mom" she's out of luck.

People like this? Need to climb down off their soapboxes and go volunteer in an inner city soup kitchen or charity hospital. Get a long look at some actual problems, and then see how drastically urgent it is that Best Buy stop selling South Park DVDs to their teenaged kids.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:39 pm

Damn straight, imp. Damn Straight.

angelovodd · Post by **angelovodd** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 3:22 am

Hmmm... you could always throw your television set away! And stop using all that bulllshit language you posted! It wasn't very funny to me... but then again, I'm not easily amused. Maybe I lost your point somewhere after you started typing about television... I'm not real smart so... maybe you should try to make your point with a corner kick or shall we all line up outside the goal and cover our balls?

-a former goalie

watch your mouth! That was stupid, Ben. Why do you even care about things like that? Throw your TV away and read a goddamned book... Quit wearing panties too... and take your vitamins!

Post by **Bone** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 12:09 pm

Well to the good side, their website gives me a list of shows I need to catch on TV :twisted:

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:34 pm

I will give it that. I had never seen Nip/Tuck before and I hate to say it I kinda like it. Also that bull riding girl for hardees, that definitely makes me want to eat a hamburger. mmmm can I have some bbq sauce with that?

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Thu Oct 14, 2004 5:56 pm

Oh by the way, i guess since i love south park and bull riding girls does that make me some kind of deviant? HHMM and i'm a Mom too. There should be some kind of website for moms who advocate free speech and making your own decisions and trashy t.v. Oh and speaking of t.v. and southpark, Robert Smith is on vh1's inside southpark show!!!!

Ray+Wendy · Post by **Ray+Wendy** » Fri Oct 15, 2004 9:27 am

Speaking of the Hardees commercial.

Doesn't anyone else find it funny that the burger is almost bigger than her head?

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