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I can go about 45 minutes
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my old job i used to have to hold it for hours at a time....
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if you're female...it's a really bad idea... it will cause uti...
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prob about 10 mins but then I have OAB
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About an hour and a half. This got tested last winter during the snow when it took me 3 hours stuck in traffic to do what should have been a 30 min. drive home. Finally got to the point, where i was going to pee regardless. i couldn't pull over anywhere. So, i got one of those 32 oz. cups out of my floor board, wiggled out of my pants and straddled it while still in the driver's seat, and then dumped the contents out the window. When ya gotta go, you gotta go. lol
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jenna wrote:About an hour and a half. This got tested last winter during the snow when it took me 3 hours stuck in traffic to do what should have been a 30 min. drive home. Finally got to the point, where i was going to pee regardless. i couldn't pull over anywhere. So, i got one of those 32 oz. cups out of my floor board, wiggled out of my pants and straddled it while still in the driver's seat, and then dumped the contents out the window. When ya gotta go, you gotta go. lol


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hhheeeyyyyyyyyyy KF is over there----------->

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The Fallen wrote:
jenna wrote:About an hour and a half. This got tested last winter during the snow when it took me 3 hours stuck in traffic to do what should have been a 30 min. drive home. Finally got to the point, where i was going to pee regardless. i couldn't pull over anywhere. So, i got one of those 32 oz. cups out of my floor board, wiggled out of my pants and straddled it while still in the driver's seat, and then dumped the contents out the window. When ya gotta go, you gotta go. lol


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I opnly pee about 3 times a day ....unless there is alcohol involved (_y_)
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How long can you hold it? Better question: What perfume/cologne best covers the smell of a soiled Depends? Maybe there is a use for patchoulie.
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Post by faeriegirl »

from what point?

from the last time you relieved yourself?
-anywhere from 10-12 hours

from the moment you realize you need to relieve yourself?
-about 6-8 hours

from the point that you realize that you REALLY need to go?
-about 2-4 hours

being in the military will tach you interesting things about your body.

And I have never had a UTI or Bladder infection.
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I once held it for three millenia...
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Post by white_darkness »

About 6 hours.

Only found this out when they made me take some moronic standardized test and I had to go within 15 minutes of the beginning.

Finished the test in 1 hour but they wouldn't let me leave...
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I once held it all night while camping, because it was brutally cold & there was no way my bare skin was gonna b exposed 'til that mysterious, glowing orb rose the next a.m. 2 heat it up.
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The longest I think from the time I knew I had to was 8hrs.
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I held my pee for about four days, then my mom took the jar away from me.
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about 5hrs but that was in an extreme case and i ended up peeing while driving a tank and dodging s#%t
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