Flippin Dirty Pagans

velocity · Post by **velocity** » Mon May 19, 2003 9:46 am

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ReddErin · Post by **ReddErin** » Mon May 19, 2003 10:55 am

PAGAN, not pagEn, hon.....

Seraph Antaine · Post by **Seraph Antaine** » Mon May 19, 2003 1:46 pm

God made pagans too. But Satan made patchoulie.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Mon May 19, 2003 3:08 pm

Yup, Pagans jus' don't get the whole "washing ur hands in the blood of the non-believers" thing, i guess.

:fuckoff:

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon May 19, 2003 10:55 pm

Washing anything in blood is not a good idea. In massive quantities, it gets rather sticky, and can actually pull hairs out if you let it dry. It's better than Nads!

We mammals are sticky creatures.

Seraph Antaine · Post by **Seraph Antaine** » Mon May 19, 2003 10:58 pm

The Stormstress wrote:Yup, Pagans jus' don't get the whole "washing ur hands in the blood of the non-believers" thing, i guess.

You stink, but I forgive you.

:jesus:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:21 am

Seraph Antaine wrote:God made pagans too. But Satan made patchoulie.

And then he gave it all to ME!!! :twisted:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue May 20, 2003 1:08 pm

Seraph Antaine wrote:God made pagans too. But Satan made patchoulie.

LOL

~ makes sign warding off patchouli...
a "Stations-of-the-Bath, as it were ~

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue May 20, 2003 1:31 pm

Seraph Antaine wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:Yup, Pagans jus' don't get the whole "washing ur hands in the blood of the non-believers" thing, i guess.

You stink, but I forgive you.

U must b down wind of some dirty hippies, as mine iz the sweet scent of honeyed orgasms & blatant superiority! MMMmmmmm... Yummy, even...
:twisted:

ReddErin · Post by **ReddErin** » Tue May 20, 2003 1:49 pm

The Stormstress wrote:honeyed orgasms

Does the honey cause or help the orgasm, or is it the result of the orgasm? That must be very messy. Stay away from ants.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue May 20, 2003 2:11 pm

Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good! :twisted:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue May 20, 2003 5:06 pm

i feel so fuckin dirty for just reading this....
patchouli, hippies, honey......
eww......
lets go back to that washing with blood thing......

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Tue May 20, 2003 6:00 pm

ok.....thats it. im leaving

Seraph Antaine · Post by **Seraph Antaine** » Tue May 20, 2003 9:05 pm

The Stormstress wrote:Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good!

Okay, Prince. Nothing Compares 2 U.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue May 20, 2003 9:13 pm

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue May 20, 2003 9:30 pm

Seraph Antaine wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good!

Okay, Prince. Nothing Compares 2 U.

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Wed May 21, 2003 2:57 am

<pops his head back in> oh yeah and all my friends call me stinky nuts

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Wed May 21, 2003 3:27 am

AuralFixation wrote:<pops his head back in> oh yeah and all my friends call me stinky nuts

Tee hee hee... :twisted:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Wed May 21, 2003 6:40 am

AuralFixation wrote:<pops his head back in> oh yeah and all my friends call me stinky nuts

Hadn't got that mold problem with the old Brazils fixed yet, huh?

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed May 21, 2003 11:51 am

Seraph Antaine wrote:
The Stormstress wrote:Just the gooey, sweet nectar of the Goddess, dear... Messy can b soooooooo good!

Okay, Prince. Nothing Compares 2 U.

That's "Princess"....living my purple reign... 2 u! :twisted: