i <3 FOX

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 2:37 pm

anyone remember that misfits song TV casuality?
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DADDY'S GIRL â€” OR IS SHE?

December 15, 2004 --

FOX is turning a grown adopted child's search for her father into a reality/game show called "Who's Your Daddy."

On the Jan. 3, 90-minute special, the woman will face eight men â€” one is her father, and the fakes' goal is to trick her into thinking they are.

If, after three elimination rounds, she picks out her real father, she wins $100,000. If she picks the wrong one, the fake daddy gets the big-bucks prize. â€” Post TV Staff
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The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:19 pm

warped much?!?!

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Wed Dec 15, 2004 5:48 pm

Now, do you really want to put these men in that situation?

So, let me get this straight...

You take a confused, pissed off, abandoned, woman...Put some cameras on her...Turn up the stress level about a hundred times, in the form of cash...& hope that she doesn't go ape shit, & kill all of them...

Fuck....I would.....One abandoned me...& the others are trying to profit from my misfortune....'Taste the pissed end of a .45, ya fucks'....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:03 am

AXSaint wrote:Now, do you really want to put these men in that situation?

So, let me get this straight...

You take a confused, pissed off, abandoned, woman...Put some cameras on her...Turn up the stress level about a hundred times, in the form of cash...& hope that she doesn't go ape shit, & kill all of them...

Fuck....I would.....One abandoned me...& the others are trying to profit from my misfortune....'Taste the pissed end of a .45, ya fucks'....

yup. as usual, you nailed my intent here.

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:26 pm

I hope to G_D this turns violent....I would actually watch then...

Also, I'm gonna propose a reality television show plot....Much like MTV's 'Boiling Points'....
I'll call it 'Hero'...

Some strange person...Dressed in street clothes...Pulls out a firearm (MP5, Tec-9, Mac-10, 357 Magnum, SPAS 12-Gauge, ect)...And starts fireing...Of coarse the weapon is full of blanks, but the by-standards won't know this...The prize?...100,000 dollors (US), to the person who stands up to the assailant...& kicks his ass...

I foresee the violent crime rate dropping by at least 25%...
Of coarse, I also see the homocide rate tripiling...lol....

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:45 pm

Sounds good...I want to be the street clothers psycho...make em work for that money...but yea can I spout off Taxi Driver lines and every other shot say..."l'll make you famous"?...we could be millionares and shit..think about it...gold plated 40 coolers...diamond studded ramen forks...the works...as long as it's JC..Ax..coor and myself..cause hey I like to feed the fly's that I know...(you knew I couldnt help it)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:14 pm

punkrockjoe wrote:cause hey I like to feed the fly's that I know...(you knew I couldnt help it)

just please dont feed my television screen.... :lol:

im game for this idea
lets totally do it
but i wanna jack cars GTA style and run over pretty people too.. can that be a bonus round or some shit?

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:17 pm

junkie christ wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:cause hey I like to feed the fly's that I know...(you knew I couldnt help it)
just please dont feed my television screen....
im game for this idea
lets totally do it
but i wanna jack cars GTA style and run over pretty people too.. can that be a bonus round or some shit?

ok now were about to make the movie for Grand Theft Auto....junkie get the chainsaw were goin car jacking!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 2:48 pm

punkrockjoe wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:cause hey I like to feed the fly's that I know...(you knew I couldnt help it)
just please dont feed my television screen....
im game for this idea
lets totally do it
but i wanna jack cars GTA style and run over pretty people too.. can that be a bonus round or some shit?

ok now were about to make the movie for Grand Theft Auto....junkie get the chainsaw were goin car jacking!!

and the rocket launcher
we totally need that shit for the sunsphere.

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 4:55 pm

junkie christ wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
punkrockjoe wrote:cause hey I like to feed the fly's that I know...(you knew I couldnt help it)
just please dont feed my television screen....
im game for this idea
lets totally do it
but i wanna jack cars GTA style and run over pretty people too.. can that be a bonus round or some shit?

ok now were about to make the movie for Grand Theft Auto....junkie get the chainsaw were goin car jacking!!
and the rocket launcher
we totally need that shit for the sunsphere.

Junkie...First thing, when you get down here...We're doing it...We need someone to videotape for us...We can't do it ourselves...Well...I guess the news would do that for us....

'We'll be famous...Immortal..."...."Dude, You're thinking of Vampires..."

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:43 pm

AXSaint wrote:Junkie...First thing, when you get down here...We're doing it...We need someone to videotape for us...We can't do it ourselves...Well...I guess the news would do that for us....

'We'll be famous...Immortal..."...."Dude, You're thinking of Vampires..."

Crap, if you're going to go all out like that, you can afford a helmet cam.

Just make sure that the feed goes to a secure location, so that when someone finally blows you away, the record can still go on CNN.

:mrgreen:

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 3:12 pm

iblis wrote:
AXSaint wrote:Junkie...First thing, when you get down here...We're doing it...We need someone to videotape for us...We can't do it ourselves...Well...I guess the news would do that for us....

'We'll be famous...Immortal..."...."Dude, You're thinking of Vampires..."

Crap, if you're going to go all out like that, you can afford a helmet cam.

Just make sure that the feed goes to a secure location, so that when someone finally blows you away, the record can still go on CNN.

Done!....I planned it all out last night...I'm gonna talk it over with Coor, Joe, JC, & a few others this weekend...'Cross your fingers, & hope to die...'...lol....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:56 pm

AXSaint wrote:
iblis wrote:
AXSaint wrote:Junkie...First thing, when you get down here...We're doing it...We need someone to videotape for us...We can't do it ourselves...Well...I guess the news would do that for us....

'We'll be famous...Immortal..."...."Dude, You're thinking of Vampires..."

Crap, if you're going to go all out like that, you can afford a helmet cam.

Just make sure that the feed goes to a secure location, so that when someone finally blows you away, the record can still go on CNN.

Done!....I planned it all out last night...I'm gonna talk it over with Coor, Joe, JC, & a few others this weekend...'Cross your fingers, & hope to die...'...lol....

cross your fingers
hope to die
junkie penis in your eye
and when you start to look away
trevor pulls out his AK.....

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 8:35 am

Actually....It's a .45 HK, not an AK...lol...

CHRISTOFF · Post by **CHRISTOFF** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:32 am

HELL AXSAINT YOU KNOW IM UP FOR SOME MEHAIM I GOT THE CAMERIA........

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 12:40 pm

Hook me up with some napalm and a flame thrower and you got yourselves a final jeapordy. :twisted:

4X541N7 · Post by **4X541N7** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:30 pm

Zeo wants no part...But I think that we can get him to edit film for us to send into news stations...............

Chuthulu Rising...My eyes burning...Bullets rain upon you...As you sell your souls to God...........

I think this is turning into an army....Everyone seen 'Fight Club'?...lol......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 2:24 pm

AXSaint wrote:Zeo wants no part...But I think that we can get him to edit film for us to send into news stations...............

Chuthulu Rising...My eyes burning...Bullets rain upon you...As you sell your souls to God...........

I think this is turning into an army....Everyone seen 'Fight Club'?...lol......

joe already calls me tyler as it is. lol.
but this isnt project mayhem, this is project murder.
and if anyone gets killed in project murder.... in death we have name.
that name is robert paulson.

punkrockjoe · Post by **punkrockjoe** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:35 pm

that name is robert paulson(in tyler we trust)

I'M GONNA LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE JESUS!!!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:28 pm

with axsaints cock in your mouth you speak only in vowels.