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hey anyone point out stupid tats?

like having your ex-boyfriends initials tattoed on your neck :)
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or like some vague reference from a randomly selected poem that some twit still in high-school read at a dead end poetry reading once in his entire life on your wrist....
(a twit that doesn't even listen to bjork or bob dylan)
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or even sharing specific themes with the walls of your local sexual assault crisis center???
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I have the word "PET" tattooed on my stomach, & Japanese Kanji for "Pain" & "Pleasure" tattooed on my forearms...But I don't really see those as stupid...Sorry I can't help you...Though I do know a grrl that got a red star on her shoulder because I told her she should for me...& no we wheren't dating...
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Ummmm...my boyfriend has a big fat buddha on his arm...for no reason. Or at leaste not one I know of.
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Post by Ray+Wendy »

A friend of ours got the Japanese word for "calf" tatooed on his... well... calf.

So there just happened to be a Japanese exchange student at Rocky Horror that week end and he thought he show off his brilliant new piece of body art. He rolled up his pant leg and showed it to her and she got a confused look on her face.

"Why have you got little cow written on your leg?"
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vicious_blood wrote:Ummmm...my boyfriend has a big fat buddha on his arm...for no reason. Or at leaste not one I know of.


I would make soooooooo many shitty comments to this...But I'm sure half a dozen people would try to tell me what I already know...That I'm an asshole...*kisses*
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I met a guy with the word "Fuck" tat2ed on hiz 4head ... not xactly an ntellec2al choice, I guess ... LOL
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frankenhooker
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karmakaze wrote:frankenhooker


I've heard stories of 'Frankenhooker'...But I don't get this particular joke...
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4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:frankenhooker


I've heard stories of 'Frankenhooker'...But I don't get this particular joke...


she has a 666 tat on her forehead.
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karmakaze wrote:
4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:frankenhooker


I've heard stories of 'Frankenhooker'...But I don't get this particular joke...


she has a 666 tat on her forehead.


Hey...I'm getting 666 tattooed on my wrists in white UV ink...So...Little different...But still the same...
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4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:
4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:frankenhooker


I've heard stories of 'Frankenhooker'...But I don't get this particular joke...


she has a 666 tat on her forehead.


Hey...I'm getting 666 tattooed on my wrists in white UV ink...So...Little different...But still the same...


there is no comparison to having 666 tattooed on your wrist to having it on your forehead. sorry.
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4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:
4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:frankenhooker


I've heard stories of 'Frankenhooker'...But I don't get this particular joke...


she has a 666 tat on her forehead.


Hey...I'm getting 666 tattooed on my wrists in white UV ink...So...Little different...But still the same...


interestingly enough you and I were talking about that exact same thing if not 3 night ago!
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karmakaze wrote:
4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:
4X541N7 wrote:
karmakaze wrote:frankenhooker


I've heard stories of 'Frankenhooker'...But I don't get this particular joke...


she has a 666 tat on her forehead.


Hey...I'm getting 666 tattooed on my wrists in white UV ink...So...Little different...But still the same...


there is no comparison to having 666 tattooed on your wrist to having it on your forehead. sorry.

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I've always thought it stupid to have a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse's name tattooed on your body.
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pryjmaty wrote:I've always thought it stupid to have a boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse's name tattooed on your body.


I'm gonna get my friend's face tattooed on my left ass cheek...& a picture of Jesus' face on my right, with the words 'Ever Vigilant'....Just in case I go to prison...lol...
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Post by drgnlegs »

Ok heres a stupid one for you, i used to date this idiot (until I wised up) that had "fuck" on one leg and "cops" on the other. You can imagine how he looked after spending a couple of days down at the penal farm.
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Post by TiredUnhappy »

There are a few things I've been wanting to get done, but I'll have to wait a while for that.

I'd say this thread is the main reason I've waited as long as I have before getting a tattoo, people get crazy shit.
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Post by Jack »

I've honestly never understood the point of getting any tattoos unless it's like, some kind of tribal or shamanistic deal.

I mean, at least you can change your clothes. I don't see why you'd want to have the same piece of art on your body for the rest of your life.
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