Getting married? Watch out for those little snags.

Scorptrio · Post by **Scorptrio** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:23 am

Found out in cyberspace:

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Sat May 21, 2005 11:15 am

That is good stuff!! :lol:

Usually my father just....scares future candidates away...and so I won't have the opportunity to get married--ever.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Sat May 21, 2005 1:21 pm

fangirl17 · Post by **fangirl17** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:23 pm

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!thats really messed up!!but its so freaking FUNNY!!hahahaha

TiredUnhappy · Post by **TiredUnhappy** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:10 am

your avatar, used to be my avatar. interesting.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:35 pm

I really really really hate that avatar...It is just plain irritating...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:59 pm

haha
holy shit
a pointless web story i liked
rare shit.

fangirl17 · Post by **fangirl17** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:05 pm

whats going on...I'm lost whos avatar are we talking about?

fangirl17 · Post by **fangirl17** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:08 pm

whats going on...I'm lost whos avatar are we talking about?

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:31 pm

fangirl17 wrote::? whats going on...I'm lost whos avatar are we talking about?

I believe that would be yours, and you double posted.

Back on topic, funny shit.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 10:29 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
fangirl17 wrote::? whats going on...I'm lost whos avatar are we talking about?

I believe that would be yours, and you double posted.

Back on topic, funny shit.

Another reason to love ya...

Ligeia · Post by **Ligeia** » Fri Jul 29, 2005 9:35 pm

that's beautiful. not right, but pure poetry.

Coor, missed ya, love ya, but.......yours ain't much better. :twisted:

Better, yes, but not much. PM me and let me know how you've been, k.

badkiity · Post by **badkiity** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:17 pm

HeeHeeHee! That family is evil!