Man in toilet

jjenisis · Post by **jjenisis** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 11:55 pm

TheWMURChannel.com

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank

Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet

POSTED: 4:56 pm EDT June 28, 2005
UPDATED: 6:18 pm EDT June 28, 2005
ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.
Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.
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Man Apparently Entered Tank Through Toilet

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.
Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.
Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.
"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."
Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.
"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.
Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.
"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.
Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.
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B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 9:51 pm

Holy shit.

Ha ha! Get it? Shit? Ha!

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 5:31 pm

He must have been shit-faced.

Snap Dragon · Post by **Snap Dragon** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:20 pm

what a freak

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:27 pm

Snap Dragon wrote:what a freak

You should have posted a shit joke. That would have been funnier.

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:46 pm

He's gone ka-ka. :-x

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:02 pm

He eats your feces!!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:28 pm

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I've heard jokes about riding the The Hershey Highway.

But fuck.

Definitely earns a golden "Ew" award.

Definitely.

B_Ko · Post by **B_Ko** » Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:28 pm

Poopie! Ha ha ha!

revrin · Post by **revrin** » Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:35 am

*Sings*He did it all for the poopy yea the poopy.....

Man in toilet

Man in toilet

Poop jokes are mother fucking HILARIOUS.