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World's Ugliest Dog
The Associated Press
Published: July 1, 2005
SANTA BARBARA, Calif.—The owners of the other contestants in this year’s World’s Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance—until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it’s no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don’t count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there’s the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He’s so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

“People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He’s definitely a toad,â€
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He is homely, Bless his heart. Are you sure he's a pug? He doesn't really look like a pug.
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he a chinese crested hairless
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That has to be the ugliest dog I've ever seen.
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That is NO dog...That is a demon...Straight from the bowels of HELL!!!
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Sorry, I tried, but I just don't think I can love that thing. :-x
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Poor baby!
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Eh...alot more attractive than some of the guys around here.
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vicious_blood wrote:Eh...alot more attractive than some of the guys around here.


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Holy fucking fuck, fucking look at that thing. That is ugly.
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imagine waking up to that face every morning.........
eeeeeeeeeeeeek!
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Sam the dog is dead.....

undead, undead, undead.

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World's Ugliest Dog Dies at 14 Tue Nov 22, 5:54 PM ET


SANTA BARBARA, Calif. - Sam, the tiny dog whose hairless body and crooked teeth earned him a reputation as the World's Ugliest Dog, has died.

The pooch died Friday, just short of his 15th birthday, his owner said.

"I don't think there'll ever be another Sam," Susie Lockheed said, adding: "Some people would think that's a good thing."

Sam won the ugliest dog contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair this summer for the third year in a row. The pedigreed Chinese crested had made appearances on TV in Japan, radio in New Zealand and in Britain's Daily Mirror tabloid. He also had met Donald Trump on a talk show set.

Lockheed said she initially was terrified of Sam when she agreed to take him in as a rescue dog six years ago on a 48-hour trial basis. Although she fell in love with him, his appearance repulsed her then-boyfriend and prompted the man to break up with her.

Later, however, Sam became a matchmaker by bringing together Lockheed and her current beau, who saw a picture of the two on an online dating site.

Lockheed said she had Sam euthanized after she learned Sam's heart was failing.

She said she's felt a little lost ever since, and is sleeping with Sam's favorite toy — a stuffed bear he picked up and carried home.
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