Half-ton man miracle
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Half-ton man miracle
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I loved the ending of the article....
``Just being able to go out and do what I want to do - when I get to that point,'' he says, ``I've reached my goal.''
And his timetable for that?
``At least 15 minutes before I die,'' he jokes.
He pauses, smiles and reconsiders.
``Maybe a half-hour.''
Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Even now, that man is gravy.
But, I have to admit, the guy in front of me at work had that surgery, and goddamn if he isn't feeling and looking healthier every day. He exercises every day, of course, but the limit on his food intake has helped just as much. Before I saw it as a weak person's way out of being fat. Now, well, some people might very much benefit from it.
Of course, after losing 120lbs in three months, he's thinking of having plastic surgery to get rid of all that extra skin. So maybe doing things the natural way isn't so bad at all...
But, I have to admit, the guy in front of me at work had that surgery, and goddamn if he isn't feeling and looking healthier every day. He exercises every day, of course, but the limit on his food intake has helped just as much. Before I saw it as a weak person's way out of being fat. Now, well, some people might very much benefit from it.
Of course, after losing 120lbs in three months, he's thinking of having plastic surgery to get rid of all that extra skin. So maybe doing things the natural way isn't so bad at all...
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