Another Testimony of Jesus Christ

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 3:55 pm

1. If you turn to the Left because you hate the Right, or vice versa, you're a dumbshit and a leader of dumbshits, for you live in one dimension.

2. The Saint Burroughs hath said: "Love thy enemy", and it shall be so. And I don't mean that stupid "pretending to love your enemy just to piss them off" bullshit either. I mean love thy fucking enemy. Unless they have caused you actual bodily or emotional harm, in which case, thou shalt Fuck 'Em.

3. The Saint Rollins hath said: "If someone tries to hand you a pile of bullshit, you don't have to take it. Just leave. Walk away." And it shall be so. One of the worst sins of all is to delight in taking shit from someone and throwing it back at them (trust me, for lo, have I done it myself). Instead, thou shalt find people who want to hand you better things.

4. If you still feel like you have to go shit-for-shit with people, thou shalt at least admit thou liketh shit, rather than pretending to be above it.

5. For even I, the embodiment of Jesus Christ on Earth, have renounced the path of my Father, and declare myself to be above no one. With one important exception which brings me to:

6. People who cause physical or emotional pain are always below people who don't.

7. Furthermore, people who truly try to spread love and peace are always above those who choose indifference over the greater will of God. There is a war going on, and like I said before, if you're not on the side of Goodness, you're on the side of Badness.

8. Finally, thou shalt not be icky.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:09 pm

What if you can't help but be icky? :roll:

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:37 pm

iblis wrote:What if you can't help but be icky?

I am icky... :buttshake:

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 9:18 pm

Iblickyness is a state of mouse-click

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:15 pm

----(Thou shalt not click the Iblis link.)

Saint Ignatious · Post by **Saint Ignatious** » Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:41 pm

He that hath not lifted his soul up to vanity, nor sworn deceitfully shall recieve the blessing of the :jesus:

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iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 8:30 am

The Fallen wrote:Iblickyness is a state of mouse-click

That is, until you're stuck in a conversation with me, and I've had either too much coffee, or not enough to drink. :mrgreen:

Then not even avoiding a link can save you.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:59 am

iblis wrote:
The Fallen wrote:Iblickyness is a state of mouse-click

That is, until you're stuck in a conversation with me, and I've had either too much coffee, or not enough to drink.

Then not even avoiding a link can save you.

I have witnessed this... It isn't pretty... :flush:

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:44 am

Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:
The Fallen wrote:Iblickyness is a state of mouse-click

That is, until you're stuck in a conversation with me, and I've had either too much coffee, or not enough to drink.

Then not even avoiding a link can save you.

I have witnessed this... It isn't pretty...

Witnessed? Bah.. I LIVE with him. *shudder* It's a good thing he's so darn cute.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:51 am

MahoganyDawn wrote:Witnessed? Bah.. I LIVE with him. *shudder* It's a good thing he's so darn cute.

You know...now that I think about it... oh wait... was that out loud? Whew, just as long as I don't hit that submit butto..