haunted?

freckleberry · Post by **freckleberry** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:14 pm

have any of you been to a good haunted attraction this year? friends went to Ripplies and said it sucked hard. i want to scream like a little girl, but being mildly suprised would be nice.

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:19 pm

Halloween Hoopla

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:58 pm

i don't think a good scare is going to be available - at least, not commercially. and maybe not even legally.

of course, you could always create your own haunted house. just murder a bunch of people, and make it cool.

ghosts are only attracted to the places they've died, when their murderer was cool. or at least popular on a google search.

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:26 pm

I'm sure all of these suck much more than what Ripley's has, but here is a list of all the local attractions.

The Haunted Cave

Corn Maze / Trail of Doom

Factory of Darkness

Professor Lockjaw's Odd-Itorium and Midway of the Macabre

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:34 pm

Anyone know of a good 'Hell House' around? I want to get the bejesus scared out of me.

elasticwings · Post by **elasticwings** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:48 pm

Zeo wrote:I'm sure all of these suck much more than what Ripley's has, but here is a list of all the local attractions.

The Haunted Cave

Corn Maze / Trail of Doom

Factory of Darkness

Professor Lockjaw's Odd-Itorium and Midway of the Macabre

Heh, I was going to prop up the Professor Lockjaw's Odd-Itorium myself. I work with the guy that is running it.

ophelia · Post by **ophelia** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:02 pm

Zeo wrote:Anyone know of a good 'Hell House' around? I want to get the bejesus scared out of me.

Heh heh.

There's one in Sevierville (of course).

A few years ago they did the "burning homosexuals" room. That was my favorite.

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:49 pm

Just come to my hose any given morning in that time after I wake and before I get coffee......the screams will be bountiful. :twisted:

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 3:39 pm

ophelia wrote:
Zeo wrote:Anyone know of a good 'Hell House' around? I want to get the bejesus scared out of me.

Heh heh.

There's one in Sevierville (of course).

A few years ago they did the "burning homosexuals" room. That was my favorite.

That is so blatantly flaming gay. :lol:

freckleberry · Post by **freckleberry** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 5:48 pm

i saw that one in severeville at work the other day. i'ts called judgment house. i'm kinda curious.

Russo · Post by **Russo** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:44 pm

freckleberry wrote:i saw that one in severeville at work the other day. i'ts called judgment house. i'm kinda curious.

Got a specific address? I love the look on the church member's faces when I tell them, "No Bible for me, thanks. I just came to reaffirm my lack of faith."

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 12:43 am

That's some Christian thing. I used to have friends who would go with their church groups...well...I always presumed it was a christian affilate...

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:20 pm

Coor wrote:That's some Christian thing. I used to have friends who would go with their church groups...well...I always presumed it was a christian affilate...

Um, yeah.....

Zeo · Post by **Zeo** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:27 pm

The haunted cave blew goat balls. We stood in line for an hour to take a 5 minute walk through the cave, only to have high school kids in Wal-Mart masks jump out at us. The cave has potential, but there was no Blood, no guts, no torture or murder scenes. Nada. Our "tour guide" was a 17 year old preppy chick who sounded like she was reading mindlessly from a fucking queue card. The whole experience was extremely annoying. A total waste of $8 and a can of pork and beans.

freckleberry · Post by **freckleberry** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:23 pm

some one told me the haunted prison in nashville was good but that is a little more driving than i am up for. maybe if some of you are going to the nin show it would be worth to show up early and do it beforhand or the day before.

Coor · Post by **Coor** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:28 pm

Zeo wrote:The haunted cave blew goat balls. We stood in line for an hour to take a 5 minute walk through the cave, only to have high school kids in Wal-Mart masks jump out at us. The cave has potential, but there was no Blood, no guts, no torture or murder scenes. Nada. Our "tour guide" was a 17 year old preppy chick who sounded like she was reading mindlessly from a fucking queue card. The whole experience was extremely annoying. A total waste of $8 and a can of pork and beans.

Agreed. And the benches were not studry at all...The cabve would have been cooler if you got to walk around by yourself and had people that looked like they were in Deliverance chase you...

Sorry rednecks terrify me. :oops: