1. Never go unarmed. I would suggest some nunchucks:
2. Don't click on my links. They guarantee me a ticket to
, but by clicking on them, they give you frequent flier points, too.
3. Do not be surprised when philosophical conversations spring up amongst the usual feces slinging. We're still not certain how it happens, but we believe it runs along the same lines as gourmet mushrooms and cow shit.
4. Do not post to the "How Many???" thread. It sucks. Let it die, already.
5. Buy me stuff. Well, this is optional, but highly recommended.
6. We might be sick, but we're contagious. Enter conversations at your own risk.
7. Beware of that sock dog. He's a dodgy bastard.
8. I know there's a rumor going around about the LOD being aliens. They are not. This is a vicious mockery of the truth, and if you don't want someone shoving their thorax down your throat and laying eggs in your chest, you'll keep your mouth shut about it.
That is all.
