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Fucked up state laws....

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http://www.legal-forms-kit.com/legal-jo ... l#Illinois

Tennessee

You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
It is legal to gather and consume road kill
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
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Dark Elf wrote:"Crimes against nature" are prohibited.


I love that one... What exactly is a crime against nature...Eating Parkay Margarine?
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is it bad tha i consume roadkill....i hit a deer, on ACCIDENT...and i took it home....damn good jerky....like i said im a country mouse, sry if that offends anyone
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....no....my friend Matt & I hit a rabbit once in Greenback & took it home & ate it. Damd good rabbit stew......
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What exactly is a crime against nature



are you serious?
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Dark Elf wrote:It is legal to gather and consume road kill
so, what if you run over a person? :mrgreen:
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Some of those may have been laws at one time or another, but may no longer be so. I'm wary of sites that quote laws without the statue number (TCA code in Tennessee) to back it up.

Crimes against nature was once the term to outlaw things considered to be sexual deviance, such as homosexuality. Most laws outlawing what consenting adults do outside view of the public have been struck down on constitutional grounds.


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Minnesota

Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

What the hell?

Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.
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Coor wrote:Minnesota

Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

What the hell?

Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.


So ass is okay as long as it's not ass to mouth?
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Coor wrote:Minnesota

Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

What the hell?

Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.


So these have actually been enforced at one point in time?! LMFAO..... oh, the insanity...
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rec|use wrote:
What exactly is a crime against nature



are you serious?

I know what they mean,
My point is the way thats written it "could" be bent to mean a wide range of things. Example: some people would consider having sex in any other position than missionary "a crime against nature", or a hippy might call someone throwing away styrofoam a crime against nature, ect ect ect.
Legally, it's just a little too open to interpertation.
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Some people being born could be a crime against nature too... think I've seen some of them on the news lately...
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elasticwings wrote:
Coor wrote:Minnesota

Oral sex is prohibited.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

What the hell?

Oral sex is a no no...but they say nothing of sodomy.


So ass is okay as long as it's not ass to mouth?


McDonald's is only banned on sundays.
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erased this
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