need someone to perform handfasting

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need someone to perform handfasting

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I have friends coming in from ohio today and they want to get hitched.they will be here till monday so time is short. If your qualified to do this service please contact me a.s.a.p.or pm me unclegothink2006@ yahoo.com thanx
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jay is qualified i think?
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Johnathan and Jason are both qualified.
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I can't unfortunately. Not sure who else to point you to.
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No, I'm not really qualified. I'd have to read from a script, and I would not feel comfy considering it's people I've never met.

I'm assuming since you only said handfasting, you don't need a legal marriage officiated? If so, you'd be better off finding someone who is more familiar with the ceremony; as in, have ever seen it done (I haven't).
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thanks for the help guys, no paperwork needed just an official. i might have it taken care of still waiting to hear back :D
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Motm is qualified, she performed Asher's wedding
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