Really bad singer/poet needed!

[Mercurygriffin]

I have an idea for a stage show and for this I would like to audition singers/poets who have no skills in either, or really good singers/poets who can do it badly on purpose. Must have own lyrics that are goth in nature. You know. The really cheesy, over the top, crap that just makes you want to kick the person down a flight of stairs. Must take directon well and have very little concern for their own well being. Drop a line if interested in getting pelted with fruit.