The Death Test

tiipou · Post by **tiipou** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 5:06 am

Wanna know when you die?
Yes?
Then take The Death Test!

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 16, 2032
at the age of 50 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Drowning (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

briarus · Post by **briarus** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 8:51 am

March 20, 2039
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Cancer (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

fire good :twisted:

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 10:41 am

February 17, 2044
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (15%)
Sex with an Obese Person (13%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Drowning (5%)

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Thu Jun 19, 2003 2:02 pm

March 19, 2037
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Oh that fits 37 has always haunted me Ill go with a heart attack while having cancer surgery

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 11:25 am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 16, 2026
at the age of 45 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (16%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Suicide (9%)
Electrolysis (7%)
Confusion (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

4 fucking days after my birthday. You know Im having a 4 day orgy/drunken haze that year.

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 12:21 pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

April 8, 2043
at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on April 8, 2043, as you slip silently into the night.

Vampilot · Post by **Vampilot** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:03 pm

Damn it!

November 18, 2031
at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)

Oh well... what did I expect??

V

FalseAbsolution · Post by **FalseAbsolution** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 3:15 pm

August 12, 2036
at the age of 53 years old.

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Electrolysis (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

Well how about that.... i will brake my family curse of living to my 52 bday.

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Fri Jun 20, 2003 4:14 pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Alien Abduction (13%)
Cancer (13%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Drowning (6%)

cool, never did wanna get too old anyway!! my family has a bad habit of annoying each other for 85 years or more.

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 2:37 am

Oct 9, 2033 ... better start planning the party now!

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 5:47 pm

December 13, 2034.

Looks like I've defeated family genetics.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 6:03 pm

You can expect to die on:

February 20, 2041
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 10:57 pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 28, 2031
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Suicide (13%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Mother Mo · Post by **Mother Mo** » Mon Jun 23, 2003 5:51 am

January 19, 2026 at the age of 53.
Either cancer or contagious disease.

Live it up now... It's later than I think!

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Wed Jun 25, 2003 12:43 am

May 22 2039 @ 64 yrs old. Ill prolly die of cancer...at 64 any death would be fukking peachy!! :twisted:

miss_kris1981 · Post by **miss_kris1981** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:51 am

ms.tangledwebs wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.

you're gonna out live me!!!!
June 28, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)

what are you gonna do without me?? lol

ms.tangledwebs · Post by **ms.tangledwebs** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:10 pm

miss_kris1981 wrote:
ms.tangledwebs wrote:Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

June 15, 2057
at the age of 76 years old.

you're gonna out live me!!!!
June 28, 2037
at the age of 56 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (7%)

what are you gonna do without me?? lol

I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!

miss_kris1981 · Post by **miss_kris1981** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 12:55 pm

I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!

What's wrong with a lil sex, drugs, and alcohol??

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:00 pm

miss_kris1981 wrote:
I am gonna make you change your deadly ways, we have to be together forever!!

What's wrong with a lil sex, drugs, and alcohol??

But you don't have Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation in your list of ways to go. :twisted:

Liliana · Post by **Liliana** » Thu Jun 26, 2003 2:34 pm

well looks like 2037! woohoo.

The Death Test

The Death Test

ha!