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"Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true"
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Nemesis wrote:"Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true"

ashes to ashes, funk to funky
we know major jareds a junkie
strung out on heavens high
hitting an all time low.......
my momma said to get things done,,, you better not fuck with major j-rod......
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junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:"Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true"

ashes to ashes, funk to funky
we know major jareds a junkie
strung out on heavens high
hitting an all time low.......
my momma said to get things done,,, you better not fuck with major j-rod......

"They got a message from the Action Man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following"
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Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:"Do you remember a guy that's been
In such an early song?
I've heard a rumour from Ground Control
Oh no, don't say it's true"

ashes to ashes, funk to funky
we know major jareds a junkie
strung out on heavens high
hitting an all time low.......
my momma said to get things done,,, you better not fuck with major j-rod......

"They got a message from the Action Man
I'm happy, hope you're happy too
I've loved all I've needed love
Sordid details following"

hahaha.......
we have some severe fucking issues... hence why theres a band.
um. FEED ME QUESTIONS!!!!!!
I AM THE JUNKIE CHRIST™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wrist slitters salute! now pass out from blood loss!
boredom.......
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im bored and posting in every thread in the dumpster. ohh i feel so naked now..... wanna see? HEH.
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junkie christ wrote:im bored and posting in every thread in the dumpster. ohh i feel so naked now..... wanna see? HEH.


*raises hand, bounces in seat* me! me! I wanna see!! *smiles shyly*
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is monday a worse day of the week or wednesday?
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Since we're on days, how about a tradition question as well...

Should you not drink on Thursday because it's too close to the weekend?
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wich is worse? garterbelts (at weddings and the subsequent taking off of, and throwing to the groomsmen) or
the chicken dance?
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ms.tangledwebs wrote:
junkie christ wrote:im bored and posting in every thread in the dumpster. ohh i feel so naked now..... wanna see? HEH.


*raises hand, bounces in seat* me! me! I wanna see!! *smiles shyly*

sure but i am not responsible for any damages that incurs......

briarus wrote:is monday a worse day of the week or wednesday?

monday. hands down monday. without even thinking monday. the hangover from saturday/friday mixed with the hair of the dogging from sunday makes monday HELLHELLHELL.
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white_darkness wrote:Since we're on days, how about a tradition question as well...

Should you not drink on Thursday because it's too close to the weekend?

FUCK THAT.
you get warmed up for the weekend then.
you preheat an oven right?
gotta get preblown......
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briarus wrote:wich is worse? garterbelts (at weddings and the subsequent taking off of, and throwing to the groomsmen) or
the chicken dance?

the chicken dance. the garterbelt thing entails someones taking off clothing.......:twisted:
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my question to anyone who reads this....
why do so many people waste time with the "what is goth and how goth am i" conversations. shit is about as interesting as organizing a sock collection.
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junkie christ wrote:my question to anyone who reads this....
why do so many people waste time with the "what is goth and how goth am i" conversations. shit is about as interesting as organizing a sock collection.

IMHO, they are trying to validate their own "gothiness".
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LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:my question to anyone who reads this....
why do so many people waste time with the "what is goth and how goth am i" conversations. shit is about as interesting as organizing a sock collection.

IMHO, they are trying to validate their own "gothiness".

i think they should be hit by the goth staple gun....
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I think it's all about the Image
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do the the drama/hussle....... do the hussle......
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So,....What's wrong with the chicken dance? ;)
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Hey, here's a question for you: Why does it feel so damn good when you pee?

I mean, really, I wonder if I'd pay admission just to take a leak.
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