Random Junkie Christ Thread

Mercurygriffin · Post by **Mercurygriffin** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:38 am

iblis wrote:Hey, here's a question for you: Why does it feel so damn good when you pee?

I mean, really, I wonder if I'd pay admission just to take a leak.

piss shivers rock!especially when drinking.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:29 pm

Silver Frost wrote:So,....What's wrong with the chicken dance?

only works if u can bark like a chicken......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:32 pm

Mercurygriffin wrote:
iblis wrote:Hey, here's a question for you: Why does it feel so damn good when you pee?

I mean, really, I wonder if I'd pay admission just to take a leak.
piss shivers rock!especially when drinking.

man some thing better remain a mystery..... ive always been a fan of the first piss after you have sex....its like having a whole other orgasm for free........
the beer piss rocks too just cuz if u drink fast enough i swear it still feels cold......

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:26 pm

junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
iblis wrote:Hey, here's a question for you: Why does it feel so damn good when you pee?

I mean, really, I wonder if I'd pay admission just to take a leak.
piss shivers rock!especially when drinking.

man some thing better remain a mystery..... ive always been a fan of the first piss after you have sex....its like having a whole other orgasm for free........

I've also always been curious about what causes that. Though I can't claim that it's orgasmic, it is definitely a sensation all of its own.

the beer piss rocks too just cuz if u drink fast enough i swear it still feels cold......

My metabolism works too quickly (and thus too warmly) for me to enjoy this little ditty. Sadly, this also means that if I'm anywhere above arctic temperatures, I burn up like a witch after trial. :mrgreen:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Thu Jul 03, 2003 5:28 pm

to get that sensation, drink beers by the pitcher..........

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:32 pm

junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:my question to anyone who reads this....
why do so many people waste time with the "what is goth and how goth am i" conversations. shit is about as interesting as organizing a sock collection.

IMHO, they are trying to validate their own "gothiness".

i think they should be hit by the goth staple gun....

I view it as a chance to bust out some really bad goth jokes personally...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:47 pm

white_darkness wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
junkie christ wrote:my question to anyone who reads this....
why do so many people waste time with the "what is goth and how goth am i" conversations. shit is about as interesting as organizing a sock collection.

IMHO, they are trying to validate their own "gothiness".

i think they should be hit by the goth staple gun....

I view it as a chance to bust out some really bad goth jokes personally...

thats entailed in the goth staple gun.....lol

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:36 am

We go too far into this it'll be necessary to start another thread wholly dedicated to cheesy comments made in response to the "What is Goth question?"

MahoganyDawn · Post by **MahoganyDawn** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:21 am

My sock collection is extremely interesting. None of them seem to be the same size and none of them match. Damn sock gnomes.

My question..

What exactly ARE cooties?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:40 pm

white_darkness wrote:We go too far into this it'll be necessary to start another thread wholly dedicated to cheesy comments made in response to the "What is Goth question?"

naaa no topic is EVER held that long in the dumpster........

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jul 07, 2003 12:42 pm

MahoganyDawn wrote:My sock collection is extremely interesting. None of them seem to be the same size and none of them match. Damn sock gnomes.

My question..

What exactly ARE cooties?

its not the sock gnomes. you discovered my plans of gobal domination.... stealing everyones left socks and trading them with socks that dont match till the frustration factor makes them go insane and listen to my command......... perhaps ive spoke too much....

cooties ...i always kinda viewed cooties as treatable herpes......

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:51 pm

Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:37 pm

scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:03 pm

junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:56 pm

junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.

Fo' Sheezy

I can't believe I just said that.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:26 pm

Buttercup wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:Where are all the "real" artists who put work into a piece and not just draw a line and drama over the fukking thing all day about the contrast of pastells they used..????

the real artists arent bitching because they are MAKING art.....
if you have that much spare time to be like that towards art, your not spending enough time DOING your art.

Fo' Sheezy

I can't believe I just said that.

Fo'sheezy?
wow. i cant believe you actually said that. you will never live it down now!!!!!!! MWAH HAHAHA!

white_darkness · Post by **white_darkness** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:12 am

Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 11:38 am

white_darkness wrote:Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?

hopefully not.....
maybe this thread can be the first stable thing in my life. it just keeps coming back to talk.....
its like a puppy dog.....

satanskitten · Post by **satanskitten** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 12:14 pm

white_darkness wrote:Will there ever truly be an end to the questions?

is there an end to the Q&A thread at NG??

Why does it always rain after I wash my car?

How do I get rid of the craters in my elbows from donating plasma?

what's the best way to dispose of a body??

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 2:19 pm

satanskitten wrote:Why does it always rain after I wash my car?

How do I get rid of the craters in my elbows from donating plasma?

what's the best way to dispose of a body??

because nature hates you for wasting water. its a sign, bring soap when it rains.

the same answer to how to you get rid of track marks inside your elbows. YOU DONT............ saw your arm off. thatll fix it....

best way to dispose of a body i saw on niptuck last week.....
goto the everglades and tie hams allover the body and dump it....
the gators are fickle eaters...... but with hams they will get confused and eat every trace....
:lol:

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