The Semen thread on it's own

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 10:54 pm

iblis wrote:it occurs to me that attaching the label of "tasteful" to any photograph that is more than likely intended to generate seminal discharge is, well, just plain silly.

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:01 pm

EvilVegan wrote:
iblis wrote:it occurs to me that attaching the label of "tasteful" to any photograph that is more than likely intended to generate seminal discharge is, well, just plain silly.

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

LOL...dork!!

:lol:

I used to think vegans tasted better, but, now I think it really depends on the person not the diet...

Thrall · Post by **Thrall** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:37 pm

EvilVegan wrote:
iblis wrote:

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

i just couldnt let this go.

so... are we to assume you have verified this "tastefulness" for yourself?

Thrall turns brain back on

Stop! i dont realy want to know

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:40 pm

Well either way I'm delicious. But I would just like to point out that I have done a lot of research on the proper way to make semen taste better, as I am a considerate person in that way, and I found a lot of interesting information which is useful for both guys and girls and boys who like girls who do girls like they're boys who do boys who like girls that are boys who do boys like they're girls.

http://www.maximizerhealth.com/sweetenze/sweetenze1.htm
http://www.tantra.com/qa/q55.html
go to google.com if you are actually interested, which I doubt.

I think I'm going to start the coalition for more/better/tastier oral sex. I don't care if it IS illegal!

DIVE DIVE!!!

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:43 pm

Thrall wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:
iblis wrote:

Speaking of tasteful seminal discharge I would just like to point out to all the sexy ladies here that I am in fact a vegan and I do take a lot of vitamin C.

i just couldnt let this go.

so... are we to assume you have verified this "tastefulness" for yourself?

Thrall turns brain back on

Stop! i dont realy want to know

Two responses.

1> Why the hell else would I practice yoga?!

And. . .

B) ok I won't tell you.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:12 am

EvilVegan wrote:Two responses.

1> Why the hell else would I practice yoga?!

that's going to a lot of trouble.

simply doing what are commonly called "butterfly stretches" is enough for most people, if practiced often enough. (1 or more times a day, every day.)

of course, mileage may vary from person to person. myself, i can't keep any section of my body excessively limber if i don't stretch said section at least every other day.

it occurs to me that you might not have been serious about all of this. if that's the case.. uh, nevermind. :roll:

Celestial Dung · Post by **Celestial Dung** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:26 am

I just figured that Semen talk and the like belongs more in the dumpster.

faeriegirl · Post by **faeriegirl** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:27 am

you are my new hero, CD. Yay and thank you!

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:28 am

YAY! I got a whole thread started on my semen! Yummy thread, this one. I would just like to erect the position that the stream this came out of was also a big pile of mindless goo. Honestly. . . I'd buy a pin-up knoxgoth calendar though. . .

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:28 am

*ahem*

I have actually conducted experiments on this very subject. (I'm a Scorpio, it's my nature...) and have found conclusively that...

I like oral. Giving. Getting. And I'm getting married soon, so no offers!

(I'm gonna get me another drinkity-drink now... like I'm not drunk enough...)

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:40 am

I hate when it has that Tequila aftertaste! Otherwise,... no cumplaints!

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:23 am

Yeah, I think alcohol has a stronger effect on the taste than anything....

Luckily my, erm, "donator" doesn't drink. he he he.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 7:57 am

hey, at least it's not watersports.

yes, that's my ultra awesome wad-o-sperm smiley face. gasp in awe if you really feel the need to. i'll wait.

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 10:43 am

iblis wrote:

Hey, no throwing snowballs in here!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:06 pm

JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:

Hey, no throwing snowballs in here!

that's not a snowball.

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 2:13 pm

Ok, well then no snowballing.

Thrall · Post by **Thrall** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 2:45 pm

being now in the dumpster i suspose it matters not if i wander off topic.

so i tried the vegan thing for almost a year and did not have a good experiance. my hair, very dark brown and thick, became lighter and thiner. additionally i lost a serious ammount of weight. my primary reason for trying it was to be healthier but it seemed to have the opposite effect.

have you had any of these problems? and what do you do to combat them?

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:22 pm

iblis wrote:hey, at least it's not watersports.

yes, that's my ultra awesome wad-o-sperm smiley face. gasp in awe if you really feel the need to. i'll wait.

Ah, piss off! ...or b pist upon! :twisted:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:44 pm

EvilVegan wrote:Ok, well then no snowballing.

He-he.

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:21 pm

Thrall wrote:being now in the dumpster i suspose it matters not if i wander off topic.

so i tried the vegan thing for almost a year and did not have a good experiance. my hair, very dark brown and thick, became lighter and thiner. additionally i lost a serious ammount of weight. my primary reason for trying it was to be healthier but it seemed to have the opposite effect.

have you had any of these problems? and what do you do to combat them?

Well most people who know me will attest to the health of my hair, but thats due to the Cherokee in me, not diet.

Lets see to be healthy with any diet just watch what you eat, chew well and don't forget to breathe. I lost ten pounds when I became vegan (165 to 155) and that stayed off until I got a job where I sit all day instead of walking (back to 165), but once again I think that's more due to metabolism than eating habits. Eat a lot of China Wok and Taco Bell and you probably won't have a problem with weight (except maybe gaining).

I've been vegan for about 5 years now and aside from pissing people off when we go out to eat I've had very little illness or any other inconveniences. I don't take supplements and I don't exercise to regularly and I eat mostly PB&J, Taco Bell, Salads (Panera), and China Wok (Oakridge). Actually if I eat something different than the above its an oddity and generally very similar (stirfry from somewhere else, etc). I go to the doctor for checkups pretty often and last I checked I was at optimum health, with excellent iron levels, bloodsugar, cholesterol, and all the other things I don't really worry about.

The only thing I am partially concerned about is b-12 which there is a lot of evidence showing that there is a problem getting enough of it on a vegan diet, its what regulates a lot of brain functions and its only found in meat, dirt, and other things I probably don't eat. But I would think I'd have experienced some sort of deterioration in mental faculties by now (5 years) and I haven't noticed anything. I guess either nutrition science doesn't know all it needs to know yet, I'm producing it myself (it is found in meat, and I'm meat), or I'm getting it from the small amount of dirt I consume accidentally. Either way I'm fine. I have heard horror stories of people who had lots of problems with it, but I haven't and I've been vegan at least as long as they were. Buttercup is vegan also and as far as I know, except for her cheese/Nemesis' semen cravings I think she's pretty healthy and happy, but ask her for info on that.

But then I didn't do it for health reasons, I did it to be smug and evil. The kind of evil smugness most only dream about. My smugness sustains me.

The Semen thread on it's own

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