So, I'm at work today, and I'm giving a reading test to this girl who's in 2nd grade. I get to this part where I'm asking her about words that have suffixes attached to them. I tell her the word, then she tells me what the word means. This is how it went:
Me: #1: Quickly.
Girl: That's when you're quicker than anybody else.
Me (in head): Wrong.
Me: #2: Seedless.
Girl: That's when you've only got little tiny seeds.
Me (in head): Nope.
Me: #3: Happiness.
Girl: That's when you're so happy that you can't pull up your pants.
Me (in head): Um...snort...giggle...wha????
Funny thing is, I think I agree sometimes.
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