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New definition of happiness...

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So, I'm at work today, and I'm giving a reading test to this girl who's in 2nd grade. I get to this part where I'm asking her about words that have suffixes attached to them. I tell her the word, then she tells me what the word means. This is how it went:


Me: #1: Quickly.

Girl: That's when you're quicker than anybody else.

Me (in head): Wrong.


Me: #2: Seedless.

Girl: That's when you've only got little tiny seeds.

Me (in head): Nope.


Me: #3: Happiness.

Girl: That's when you're so happy that you can't pull up your pants.

Me (in head): Um...snort...giggle...wha????






Funny thing is, I think I agree sometimes. :D
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Post by MahoganyDawn »

ROFL!! Kids are great!
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i agree with the kid......
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I'v been that happy a few timez myself! :twisted:
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