im not funny

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:46 pm

so Im no longer funny.
I remember a time when comedy would just spill out of every orifice on my body ( some funnier than others, mind you) but i've realized that as of late I AM NOT FUNNY. i've GOT NOTHIN........ has anyone else had this problem, because i have a theory............. you see since i've been progressively losing my funny, others on this board have seemed to have gotten even more funny (enough at times to have back up funny). i wont mentions any names but it starts with an (I) and ends in a (bby).
I think hes stealing it.
I don't know what kind of diabolical contraption he has produced to thieve another persons funny but as head of the LOD i have a exclusive contract on diabolical plots of all kinds.............. it says right here *holds up paper and shakes it* "Auralfixation has exclusive rights to all diabolical plans. any diabolical plans that are devised must first be submitted to auralfixation in triplicate to be approved or claimed as his own at a later date."....... see right there in white and purple.
I hear by demand that you return all funny that you have stolen, refrain from future thefts of funny and hand over your funny theft device immediately to me, or you will meet my lawyer and I don't think you want to meet my lawyer
that is all
long live LOD and all that shizzle

Post by **DarkVader** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 8:16 pm

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Thu Aug 14, 2003 10:48 pm

Really, the thing is that you are funny.

But you're funny, as in "Ha ha".

I'm funny, as in "strange".

Ask anybody. You'll see.

The Fallen · Post by **The Fallen** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 4:41 am

Aural> Ha Ha!
Iblis> ewww

Me? I'm just funny lookin...

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:25 am

iblis wrote:Really, the thing is that you are funny.

But you're funny, as in "Ha ha".

I'm funny, as in "strange".

Ask anybody. You'll see.

You're both funny to me, as in, girly-men. :lol:

Oh yeah, Nem, too.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 8:03 am

JaNell wrote:
iblis wrote:Really, the thing is that you are funny.

But you're funny, as in "Ha ha".

I'm funny, as in "strange".

Ask anybody. You'll see.

You're both funny to me, as in, girly-men.
Oh yeah, Nem, too.

Oi! Despite fervent requests from J_C, Aural, and a few others (and you know who you are!), I don't swing that way.

Stop it with the PM's, guys. And no, I won't co-star in your little "home movies", either. :roll:

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:07 am

no more denials!!! hand it over!!!

and I *will* have you like no one has had you before :yes:

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:38 am

AuralFixation wrote:and I *will* have you like no one has had you before

Can I take pictures? We'll need to document the momentous occasion... and hold said documentation for ransom money. :twisted:

*Bwahahahaaa!* Give us money and Djarum Blacks or we submit photos of Ibbie's first sober/conscious/known by me experience with hot sweaty man-love to the media!

*Edit- I fixed it.

*Now* can I take piccies?

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:45 am

Nexxus23 wrote:*Bwahahahaaa!* Give us money and Djarum Blacks or we submit photos of Ibbie's first experience with hot sweaty man-love to the media!

First? And you bought that?
Maybe he meant to say, "fist", and even then...

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:59 am

I think you're funny AF... and I think you have a great ass... :wink:

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:12 pm

you are so deep...in the ass :boink:

TheSym · Post by **TheSym** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:49 pm

I don't think Ibbie steals people's humor, I think he has a strong handle on the South Park variety of humor. Or a strong hand pulling on the finger of humor, but not necessarily good humor, because he clearly does not suck on popcicles.

Though he has been known to be a nutty buddy.

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Wed Aug 20, 2003 9:01 pm

ok, read what you just wrote.....thats not funny.....SEE HES DOING IT TO YOU TOO AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT!!! Ibilis I demand you desist immediatly. look at what you are doing to these poor people..and me, more importantly me. my only asset when trying to get laid was my humor, now thats gone. ive gone back to fucking Nim, and you know what thats like...well everyone knows what thats like. <----see that wasn't funny. (sigh)

OmeGaDucK · Post by **OmeGaDucK** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:09 am

You could always do the cockroach kabuki theater dance.
*shackashackashacka...do do....shackashackashacka*

Hardcoregirl · Post by **Hardcoregirl** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:31 am

AuralFixation wrote:ive gone back to fucking Nim, and you know what thats like...well everyone knows what thats like. <----see that wasn't funny. (sigh)

I laughed.

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:54 am

AuralFixation wrote:ive gone back to fucking Nim, and you know what thats like...well everyone knows what thats like. <----see that wasn't funny. (sigh)

Ok... I thought it was funny... :lol:

Spam · Post by **Spam** » Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:42 pm

All I have to say is MA KNOB!!!111oneoneone

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:15 am

OmeGaDucK wrote:You could always do the cockroach kabuki theater dance.
*shackashackashacka...do do....shackashackashacka*

YOU EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IM SUPOSED TO DO THAT ON THIS BOARD, PALL, AND ILL KICK IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!!! :no:

<does the kabuki dance at home for OD's own personal amuzement> there thats all you get DAMNIT

im gona go hump somethin

Malakelle · Post by **Malakelle** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:47 am

I also have noticed a lack of humor in alot of goths lately, maybe this Ibby thing might have something to do with it?

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:52 am

SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not alone here