im not funny
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- AuralFixation
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im not funny
so Im no longer funny.
I remember a time when comedy would just spill out of every orifice on my body ( some funnier than others, mind you) but i've realized that as of late I AM NOT FUNNY. i've GOT NOTHIN........ has anyone else had this problem, because i have a theory............. you see since i've been progressively losing my funny, others on this board have seemed to have gotten even more funny (enough at times to have back up funny). i wont mentions any names but it starts with an (I) and ends in a (bby).
I think hes stealing it.
I don't know what kind of diabolical contraption he has produced to thieve another persons funny but as head of the LOD i have a exclusive contract on diabolical plots of all kinds.............. it says right here *holds up paper and shakes it* "Auralfixation has exclusive rights to all diabolical plans. any diabolical plans that are devised must first be submitted to auralfixation in triplicate to be approved or claimed as his own at a later date."....... see right there in white and purple.
I hear by demand that you return all funny that you have stolen, refrain from future thefts of funny and hand over your funny theft device immediately to me, or you will meet my lawyer and I don't think you want to meet my lawyer
that is all
long live LOD and all that shizzle
I remember a time when comedy would just spill out of every orifice on my body ( some funnier than others, mind you) but i've realized that as of late I AM NOT FUNNY. i've GOT NOTHIN........ has anyone else had this problem, because i have a theory............. you see since i've been progressively losing my funny, others on this board have seemed to have gotten even more funny (enough at times to have back up funny). i wont mentions any names but it starts with an (I) and ends in a (bby).
I think hes stealing it.
I don't know what kind of diabolical contraption he has produced to thieve another persons funny but as head of the LOD i have a exclusive contract on diabolical plots of all kinds.............. it says right here *holds up paper and shakes it* "Auralfixation has exclusive rights to all diabolical plans. any diabolical plans that are devised must first be submitted to auralfixation in triplicate to be approved or claimed as his own at a later date."....... see right there in white and purple.
I hear by demand that you return all funny that you have stolen, refrain from future thefts of funny and hand over your funny theft device immediately to me, or you will meet my lawyer and I don't think you want to meet my lawyer
that is all
long live LOD and all that shizzle
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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JaNell wrote:iblis wrote:Really, the thing is that you are funny.
But you're funny, as in "Ha ha".
I'm funny, as in "strange".
Ask anybody. You'll see.
You're both funny to me, as in, girly-men.
Oh yeah, Nem, too.
Oi! Despite fervent requests from J_C, Aural, and a few others (and you know who you are!), I don't swing that way.
Stop it with the PM's, guys. And no, I won't co-star in your little "home movies", either.
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no more denials!!! hand it over!!!
and I *will* have you like no one has had you before
and I *will* have you like no one has had you before
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
AuralFixation wrote:and I *will* have you like no one has had you before
Can I take pictures? We'll need to document the momentous occasion... and hold said documentation for ransom money.
*Bwahahahaaa!* Give us money and Djarum Blacks or we submit photos of Ibbie's first sober/conscious/known by me experience with hot sweaty man-love to the media!
*Edit- I fixed it. *Now* can I take piccies?
Last edited by Nexxus23 on Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:04 am, edited 2 times in total.
Ancora imparo. -- Michaelangelo
Nexxus23 wrote:*Bwahahahaaa!* Give us money and Djarum Blacks or we submit photos of Ibbie's first experience with hot sweaty man-love to the media!
First? And you bought that?
Maybe he meant to say, "fist", and even then...
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you are so deep...in the ass
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
- AuralFixation
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ok, read what you just wrote.....thats not funny.....SEE HES DOING IT TO YOU TOO AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IT!!! Ibilis I demand you desist immediatly. look at what you are doing to these poor people..and me, more importantly me. my only asset when trying to get laid was my humor, now thats gone. ive gone back to fucking Nim, and you know what thats like...well everyone knows what thats like. <----see that wasn't funny. (sigh)
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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AuralFixation wrote:ive gone back to fucking Nim, and you know what thats like...well everyone knows what thats like. <----see that wasn't funny. (sigh)
I laughed.
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OmeGaDucK wrote:You could always do the cockroach kabuki theater dance.
*shackashackashacka...do do....shackashackashacka*
YOU EXPLAIN TO ME HOW IM SUPOSED TO DO THAT ON THIS BOARD, PALL, AND ILL KICK IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!!! <does the kabuki dance at home for OD's own personal amuzement> there thats all you get DAMNIT
im gona go hump somethin
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not alone here
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
Chris - Nope
http://people.tribe.net/free-zombie-huggs
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