iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct.... ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough...... oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP**
**KERPLUNK!!!!!!**
ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct.... ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough...... oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP** **KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25. NOW FEED ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
Last edited by junkie christ on Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:16 pm, edited 2 times in total.
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct.... ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough...... oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP** **KERPLUNK!!!!!!** ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25. NOW FEED ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......
thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP
im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP
im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
What is structure?
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If god had wanted us to bend over, she would have put diamonds on the floor.
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....
my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print..... my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print..... my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
spaces....... whoops. i meant returns/newlines. lol. feel free to edit that and add spaces so it will resize the window and return the pyramid effect...... lol
and no... these were on a bunch of kids that make me look overweight... all 158 lbs of me. and they were hostile to me saying that they were "oh so fucking goth".. god im glad im outta college soon.
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print..... my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense?
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print..... my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense?
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote going??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it.....
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that...... thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOP im sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print..... my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense?
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote going??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it.....
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense?
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it.....
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense?
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it.....
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
If carpenters made buildings the way programmers make programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy all of civilization. Anonymous
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense?
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it.....
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
i think its got something to do with them trying to turn sand to glass in their vaginas so they could donate blood and slit their wrists™.......
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me...
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis...
Yikes....
You love me and you know it...
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted:
And you did a wonderful job...
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense?
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it.....
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
i think its got something to do with them trying to turn sand to glass in their vaginas so they could donate blood and slit their wrists™.......
nope......the crabs put it all there
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.
Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?
)... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him...
:twisted:
