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iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me... :lol:
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........ :lol:
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis... :lol:
Yikes....
You love me and you know it... :wink:
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. ;) )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted::twisted:
And you did a wonderful job... :wink:
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted: 8-) :twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense? :D
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it..... :twisted:
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
i think its got something to do with them trying to turn sand to glass in their vaginas so they could donate blood and slit their wrists?.......
nope......the crabs put it all there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN WILL IT EVER END????????? :banghead:
it never shall. size matters. and this is the biggest. errrr. thread in KG...............ITS GG ALLINS BIRTHDAY TODAY!

just for the record, its now cutting off quotes. i guess this is the most cock...errrrrrrrr quotes..... this hole can handle...........
i like to eat poo too
poo tastes like chicken
going a littlw crazy with the quotes arenlt we

HOW MANY TIMES MUST MODERN ART BE MISTAKEN FOR INSANITY??!??!!??!!??! SCROLL UP AND DOWN THE PAGE!! THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<whese> <cough> <pant> <whese> damn..............i was useing the mouse scroll thingie to get down to the bottem of this beast and it took me an hour and a half...................now i gotta climb all the way back up again.......im prolly gonna fall back down half way up.......i need to get my finger in better shape for this shit....
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the
Slide, where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Get to the bottom and I see you again
helter skelter..............

This is insane. But fun! :shakin:

:fuckedup:
:bump:

:bump: :bump:
the humpty dance is your chance to do the :bump:
do me baby, do the humpty :bump:, come on! do the humpty :bump:
When will the insanity stop???? Ahh who care's, it's not like we have better things to do!?

NEVER. EVER. MY INSANITY WILL REACH INTO THE HEADS OF OTHERS. ::the face of hate resumes...::
:fuckoff: :moon: :microwave: :asshole: :okfucktard: :lamer: :P~ :kill: :smash: :smashfreak: :boobies: :blackbat: :kiss: :kiss2: :frog: :matrix: :banghead: :smack: :boom: :flush: :shoots: :butt: :sleep: :bangbang: :bow: :boink: :boing: :buttshake: :hugs: :hugs: :cry: :wave: :no: :moon: :yes: :roofle: :lurk: >:P o_o :ebonk: :selfbonk: :tsk: :bulb: :haha: :coffee: :bump: :rock: :nopity: :levitate: :surrender: :confused: :flowers: :weep: :ohmy: :roar: :banned: :group: :sadhug: :loco: :rofl: :nag: :nutkick: :old: :spank: :whip: :shakin: :cb: :transform: :lurkkill: :peck: :fencing: :beer: :cowsleep: :fire: :bump: :confused: :bump: :bump: you people are all retarded

so whos got a question????

I do.
1.Why do people take thier feeeble exeistance so seriously but at the same time make so many dumb choices?
2.Why didn't yoko ouno get a bullet also?
3.How do you know when it is time to just go on that killing spree that you've alwasys wanted ?

1)because they wont admit they are wrong. the answer is pride.
2)because she has to live with the shame of ruining john and the beatles. its much worse than hell or death.
3)when you look down and see your covered in blood and planning the next house, its time.

You people make me dizzy.
What is the most polite way to tell someone to go fuck themselves?

by shooting them in the knees,then looking them deep in the eye and say im sorry i cut your dick off and shoved it up your ass, but go fuck yourself. then rock them back and forth to get them started, then let them go so they are fucking themselves.

why is it that if im constipated i cant think of anything to post?
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

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AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
FalseAbsolution wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
lequam wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
jinx wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me... :lol:
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........ :lol:
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis... :lol:
Yikes....
You love me and you know it... :wink:
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. ;) )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted::twisted:
And you did a wonderful job... :wink:
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted: 8-) :twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense? :D
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it..... :twisted:
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
i think its got something to do with them trying to turn sand to glass in their vaginas so they could donate blood and slit their wrists?.......
nope......the crabs put it all there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN WILL IT EVER END????????? :banghead:
it never shall. size matters. and this is the biggest. errrr. thread in KG...............ITS GG ALLINS BIRTHDAY TODAY!

just for the record, its now cutting off quotes. i guess this is the most cock...errrrrrrrr quotes..... this hole can handle...........
i like to eat poo too
poo tastes like chicken
going a littlw crazy with the quotes arenlt we

HOW MANY TIMES MUST MODERN ART BE MISTAKEN FOR INSANITY??!??!!??!!??! SCROLL UP AND DOWN THE PAGE!! THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<whese> <cough> <pant> <whese> damn..............i was useing the mouse scroll thingie to get down to the bottem of this beast and it took me an hour and a half...................now i gotta climb all the way back up again.......im prolly gonna fall back down half way up.......i need to get my finger in better shape for this shit....
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the
Slide, where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Get to the bottom and I see you again
helter skelter..............

This is insane. But fun! :shakin:

:fuckedup:
:bump:

:bump: :bump:
the humpty dance is your chance to do the :bump:
do me baby, do the humpty :bump:, come on! do the humpty :bump:
When will the insanity stop???? Ahh who care's, it's not like we have better things to do!?

NEVER. EVER. MY INSANITY WILL REACH INTO THE HEADS OF OTHERS. ::the face of hate resumes...::
:fuckoff: :moon: :microwave: :asshole: :okfucktard: :lamer: :P~ :kill: :smash: :smashfreak: :boobies: :blackbat: :kiss: :kiss2: :frog: :matrix: :banghead: :smack: :boom: :flush: :shoots: :butt: :sleep: :bangbang: :bow: :boink: :boing: :buttshake: :hugs: :hugs: :cry: :wave: :no: :moon: :yes: :roofle: :lurk: >:P o_o :ebonk: :selfbonk: :tsk: :bulb: :haha: :coffee: :bump: :rock: :nopity: :levitate: :surrender: :confused: :flowers: :weep: :ohmy: :roar: :banned: :group: :sadhug: :loco: :rofl: :nag: :nutkick: :old: :spank: :whip: :shakin: :cb: :transform: :lurkkill: :peck: :fencing: :beer: :cowsleep: :fire: :bump: :confused: :bump: :bump: you people are all retarded

so whos got a question????

I do.
1.Why do people take thier feeeble exeistance so seriously but at the same time make so many dumb choices?
2.Why didn't yoko ouno get a bullet also?
3.How do you know when it is time to just go on that killing spree that you've alwasys wanted ?

1)because they wont admit they are wrong. the answer is pride.
2)because she has to live with the shame of ruining john and the beatles. its much worse than hell or death.
3)when you look down and see your covered in blood and planning the next house, its time.

You people make me dizzy.
What is the most polite way to tell someone to go fuck themselves?

by shooting them in the knees,then looking them deep in the eye and say im sorry i cut your dick off and shoved it up your ass, but go fuck yourself. then rock them back and forth to get them started, then let them go so they are fucking themselves.

why is it that if im constipated i cant think of anything to post?

that being the case, fuck it just start the quotes back......
NEXT!!!!!!!1
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:bump:
hehe. we kicked ashvilles ass
why does this thread look so fucked up right now?
wonder if its just this browser. :shrug:
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poopchute.
that is all.
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junkie christ wrote::bump:
hehe. we kicked ashvilles ass
why does this thread look so fucked up right now?
wonder if its just this browser. :shrug:

It's doing it in both Mozilla and Firebird..
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iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote::bump:
hehe. we kicked ashvilles ass
why does this thread look so fucked up right now?
wonder if its just this browser. :shrug:

It's doing it in both Mozilla and Firebird..


And Netscape and K-Meleon.

Weird, yo... heheh, JC's thread broke the forum!!
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Nexxus23 wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote::bump:
hehe. we kicked ashvilles ass
why does this thread look so fucked up right now?
wonder if its just this browser. :shrug:

It's doing it in both Mozilla and Firebird..


And Netscape and K-Meleon.

Weird, yo... heheh, JC's thread broke the forum!!

hehe
im so goth my thread broke the goth forum...
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when will this thread turn over to 30 pages?
"O spanish tonk! your ship baked atists are."
stop. my amygdala is listening!
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How angry does one have to be to officially be, "too angry"?
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briarus wrote:when will this thread turn over to 30 pages?
hopefully be the end of the month, noone will FEED ME QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!
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iblis wrote:How angry does one have to be to officially be, "too angry"?

REALLY SIMPLE
angrier than me
no shit ive never met a person with more justfied hatred than me.
when i do, you get the crown. i could slit all the throats on earth just because i got out of bed and brag all day because i did it, then realize theres no more throats and just get angrier.....
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AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
FalseAbsolution wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
lequam wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
jinx wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me... :lol:
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........ :lol:
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis... :lol:
Yikes....
You love me and you know it... :wink:
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. ;) )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted::twisted:
And you did a wonderful job... :wink:
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted: 8-) :twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense? :D
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it..... :twisted:
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
i think its got something to do with them trying to turn sand to glass in their vaginas so they could donate blood and slit their wrists?.......
nope......the crabs put it all there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN WILL IT EVER END????????? :banghead:
it never shall. size matters. and this is the biggest. errrr. thread in KG...............ITS GG ALLINS BIRTHDAY TODAY!

just for the record, its now cutting off quotes. i guess this is the most cock...errrrrrrrr quotes..... this hole can handle...........
i like to eat poo too
poo tastes like chicken
going a littlw crazy with the quotes arenlt we

HOW MANY TIMES MUST MODERN ART BE MISTAKEN FOR INSANITY??!??!!??!!??! SCROLL UP AND DOWN THE PAGE!! THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<whese> <cough> <pant> <whese> damn..............i was useing the mouse scroll thingie to get down to the bottem of this beast and it took me an hour and a half...................now i gotta climb all the way back up again.......im prolly gonna fall back down half way up.......i need to get my finger in better shape for this shit....
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the
Slide, where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Get to the bottom and I see you again
helter skelter..............

This is insane. But fun! :shakin:

:fuckedup:
:bump:

:bump: :bump:
the humpty dance is your chance to do the :bump:
do me baby, do the humpty :bump:, come on! do the humpty :bump:
When will the insanity stop???? Ahh who care's, it's not like we have better things to do!?

NEVER. EVER. MY INSANITY WILL REACH INTO THE HEADS OF OTHERS. ::the face of hate resumes...::
:fuckoff: :moon: :microwave: :asshole: :okfucktard: :lamer: :P~ :kill: :smash: :smashfreak: :boobies: :blackbat: :kiss: :kiss2: :frog: :matrix: :banghead: :smack: :boom: :flush: :shoots: :butt: :sleep: :bangbang: :bow: :boink: :boing: :buttshake: :hugs: :hugs: :cry: :wave: :no: :moon: :yes: :roofle: :lurk: >:P o_o :ebonk: :selfbonk: :tsk: :bulb: :haha: :coffee: :bump: :rock: :nopity: :levitate: :surrender: :confused: :flowers: :weep: :ohmy: :roar: :banned: :group: :sadhug: :loco: :rofl: :nag: :nutkick: :old: :spank: :whip: :shakin: :cb: :transform: :lurkkill: :peck: :fencing: :beer: :cowsleep: :fire: :bump: :confused: :bump: :bump: you people are all retarded

so whos got a question????

I do.
1.Why do people take thier feeeble exeistance so seriously but at the same time make so many dumb choices?
2.Why didn't yoko ouno get a bullet also?
3.How do you know when it is time to just go on that killing spree that you've alwasys wanted ?

1)because they wont admit they are wrong. the answer is pride.
2)because she has to live with the shame of ruining john and the beatles. its much worse than hell or death.
3)when you look down and see your covered in blood and planning the next house, its time.

You people make me dizzy.
What is the most polite way to tell someone to go fuck themselves?

by shooting them in the knees,then looking them deep in the eye and say im sorry i cut your dick off and shoved it up your ass, but go fuck yourself. then rock them back and forth to get them started, then let them go so they are fucking themselves.

why is it that if im constipated i cant think of anything to post?

HATE HATE HATE
umm i mean... :bump:
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Would the Easter bunny make a good porn star?
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iblis wrote:Would the Easter bunny make a good porn star?

nice long ears to grab onto...
nice strong hind legs......
high pitch squeal
oh yea
perfect.
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junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
FalseAbsolution wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
lequam wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
jinx wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me... :lol:
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........ :lol:
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis... :lol:
Yikes....
You love me and you know it... :wink:
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. ;) )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted::twisted:
And you did a wonderful job... :wink:
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted: 8-) :twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense? :D
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it..... :twisted:
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
i think its got something to do with them trying to turn sand to glass in their vaginas so they could donate blood and slit their wrists?.......
nope......the crabs put it all there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN WILL IT EVER END????????? :banghead:
it never shall. size matters. and this is the biggest. errrr. thread in KG...............ITS GG ALLINS BIRTHDAY TODAY!

just for the record, its now cutting off quotes. i guess this is the most cock...errrrrrrrr quotes..... this hole can handle...........
i like to eat poo too
poo tastes like chicken
going a littlw crazy with the quotes arenlt we

HOW MANY TIMES MUST MODERN ART BE MISTAKEN FOR INSANITY??!??!!??!!??! SCROLL UP AND DOWN THE PAGE!! THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<whese> <cough> <pant> <whese> damn..............i was useing the mouse scroll thingie to get down to the bottem of this beast and it took me an hour and a half...................now i gotta climb all the way back up again.......im prolly gonna fall back down half way up.......i need to get my finger in better shape for this shit....
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the
Slide, where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Get to the bottom and I see you again
helter skelter..............

This is insane. But fun! :shakin:

:fuckedup:
:bump:

:bump: :bump:
the humpty dance is your chance to do the :bump:
do me baby, do the humpty :bump:, come on! do the humpty :bump:
When will the insanity stop???? Ahh who care's, it's not like we have better things to do!?

NEVER. EVER. MY INSANITY WILL REACH INTO THE HEADS OF OTHERS. ::the face of hate resumes...::
:fuckoff: :moon: :microwave: :asshole: :okfucktard: :lamer: :P~ :kill: :smash: :smashfreak: :boobies: :blackbat: :kiss: :kiss2: :frog: :matrix: :banghead: :smack: :boom: :flush: :shoots: :butt: :sleep: :bangbang: :bow: :boink: :boing: :buttshake: :hugs: :hugs: :cry: :wave: :no: :moon: :yes: :roofle: :lurk: >:P o_o :ebonk: :selfbonk: :tsk: :bulb: :haha: :coffee: :bump: :rock: :nopity: :levitate: :surrender: :confused: :flowers: :weep: :ohmy: :roar: :banned: :group: :sadhug: :loco: :rofl: :nag: :nutkick: :old: :spank: :whip: :shakin: :cb: :transform: :lurkkill: :peck: :fencing: :beer: :cowsleep: :fire: :bump: :confused: :bump: :bump: you people are all retarded

so whos got a question????

I do.
1.Why do people take thier feeeble exeistance so seriously but at the same time make so many dumb choices?
2.Why didn't yoko ouno get a bullet also?
3.How do you know when it is time to just go on that killing spree that you've alwasys wanted ?

1)because they wont admit they are wrong. the answer is pride.
2)because she has to live with the shame of ruining john and the beatles. its much worse than hell or death.
3)when you look down and see your covered in blood and planning the next house, its time.

You people make me dizzy.
What is the most polite way to tell someone to go fuck themselves?

by shooting them in the knees,then looking them deep in the eye and say im sorry i cut your dick off and shoved it up your ass, but go fuck yourself. then rock them back and forth to get them started, then let them go so they are fucking themselves.

why is it that if im constipated i cant think of anything to post?

HATE HATE HATE
umm i mean... :bump:


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scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
MahoganyDawn wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Mercurygriffin wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
FalseAbsolution wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
LadyIvanna wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
lequam wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
jinx wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
AuralFixation wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
scarecrow wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
Nemesis wrote:
iblis wrote:Why does alcohol make me act like an ass when I'm around people, but renders me a philosopher when I'm alone?
For the same reasons that it does the same things to me... :lol:
not totally correct....ive seen you be a philosopher when drunk.... but most of it involved you references to your penis........ :lol:
All good philosophy begins with references to my penis... :lol:
Yikes....
You love me and you know it... :wink:
once upon time a rod was made. this rod was to be the gravitational constant in which the earth would spin around. this rod became the source of all knowledge and philosophy. it became the "beating stick" in which all beatings should be distributed from (even though i think the owner beats it too much. ;) )... this rod can be used to give or take life.. if inserted into the right areas, it could create quatum energy. it can also tear the walls of its any inserted area to shreds. a small space that used to only hold a finger or two can (after said rod has been inserted) now be used to store full sized SUV's and volvos.... this rod is attached to nem. he knows. he proud. hes happy with his rod. and if youd like to visit said rod, just ask him... just fucking with ya nem, tried to make it as glorifiying as possible... :twisted::twisted:
And you did a wonderful job... :wink:
this quote jus wasnt big enough......oh by the way,nem's penis is good
here ya go Aural....BIGGER QUOTE!!! and that comment was WAY to much TMI!!!
size matters!!!!and the quote pyramid looks so fucking neat when you slowly scroll across it when youve been drinking....... helping aural out with the quote as well.....lol so anyone got a question????
YEA!!! I got one **raises Hand**
i got a question for scrow...... what sound does a bull moose make?
**ZZZZIIIIIPPPPP****KERPLUNK!!!!!!**ANd usually followed by "wow" "giggle" and lots of meaningful moans and **purrrrrsssss**:twisted: 8-) :twisted:
DUDE i am SO glad that was the comment that started page 25.NOW FEeD ME QUESTIONS!!!!!
When did they switch out piss testing for jobs with Psych tests???
i guess all the employees are on drugs and they had to test for something so they started doing that......thats still the craziest shit ive ever heard.
AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAAH THIS IS FUN AND I SHALL NEVER STOPim sorry i realy cant think of a question right now. im just too amazed with this structure we have built
i know,,,,,,, this is the house that junkie built, scarecrow designed, aural kept alive, powered by nems cock, and ibbies name in the center.....we are the smiths of a new age. TIP: if we use less spaces it looks cooler in the print.....my question: what sense to oversized bondage pants make? (yes i own a pair but it they looked more punkish and i got em really cheap)
are they for fat people? cause if they are then I can see that, but if they are just for skinny people then id say that the S&M comes in when you fucken trip over them in front of hot girls you are trying to impress monkeys monkeys ted and alice, i bet my shitty spelling makes this realy damn hard to make out
Do they have to make sense? :D
er. ibbie logic. never try to fight it..... lol...... so whos gonna feed questions to keep the never ending quote oing??? lol. you know this has to bother the piss outta people tryin to read it..... :twisted:
I will! How many goths does it take to whine about what's goth or not?
394 to join the group, 390 to laugh with a joke, 4 to fuck it up and cry cuz there is sand in their vagina. (read the general threads, we are up to 3 shittalkers and im adding one off my list).blek. people just bitching cuz their pussy hurts.
How did they get sand in their vaginas?
i think its got something to do with them trying to turn sand to glass in their vaginas so they could donate blood and slit their wrists?.......
nope......the crabs put it all there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHEN WILL IT EVER END????????? :banghead:
it never shall. size matters. and this is the biggest. errrr. thread in KG...............ITS GG ALLINS BIRTHDAY TODAY!

just for the record, its now cutting off quotes. i guess this is the most cock...errrrrrrrr quotes..... this hole can handle...........
i like to eat poo too
poo tastes like chicken
going a littlw crazy with the quotes arenlt we

HOW MANY TIMES MUST MODERN ART BE MISTAKEN FOR INSANITY??!??!!??!!??! SCROLL UP AND DOWN THE PAGE!! THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

<whese> <cough> <pant> <whese> damn..............i was useing the mouse scroll thingie to get down to the bottem of this beast and it took me an hour and a half...................now i gotta climb all the way back up again.......im prolly gonna fall back down half way up.......i need to get my finger in better shape for this shit....
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the
Slide, where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride
Get to the bottom and I see you again
helter skelter..............

This is insane. But fun! :shakin:

:fuckedup:
:bump:

:bump: :bump:
the humpty dance is your chance to do the :bump:
do me baby, do the humpty :bump:, come on! do the humpty :bump:
When will the insanity stop???? Ahh who care's, it's not like we have better things to do!?

NEVER. EVER. MY INSANITY WILL REACH INTO THE HEADS OF OTHERS. ::the face of hate resumes...::
:fuckoff: :moon: :microwave: :asshole: :okfucktard: :lamer: :P~ :kill: :smash: :smashfreak: :boobies: :blackbat: :kiss: :kiss2: :frog: :matrix: :banghead: :smack: :boom: :flush: :shoots: :butt: :sleep: :bangbang: :bow: :boink: :boing: :buttshake: :hugs: :hugs: :cry: :wave: :no: :moon: :yes: :roofle: :lurk: >:P o_o :ebonk: :selfbonk: :tsk: :bulb: :haha: :coffee: :bump: :rock: :nopity: :levitate: :surrender: :confused: :flowers: :weep: :ohmy: :roar: :banned: :group: :sadhug: :loco: :rofl: :nag: :nutkick: :old: :spank: :whip: :shakin: :cb: :transform: :lurkkill: :peck: :fencing: :beer: :cowsleep: :fire: :bump: :confused: :bump: :bump: you people are all retarded

so whos got a question????

I do.
1.Why do people take thier feeeble exeistance so seriously but at the same time make so many dumb choices?
2.Why didn't yoko ouno get a bullet also?
3.How do you know when it is time to just go on that killing spree that you've alwasys wanted ?

1)because they wont admit they are wrong. the answer is pride.
2)because she has to live with the shame of ruining john and the beatles. its much worse than hell or death.
3)when you look down and see your covered in blood and planning the next house, its time.

You people make me dizzy.
What is the most polite way to tell someone to go fuck themselves?

by shooting them in the knees,then looking them deep in the eye and say im sorry i cut your dick off and shoved it up your ass, but go fuck yourself. then rock them back and forth to get them started, then let them go so they are fucking themselves.

why is it that if im constipated i cant think of anything to post?

HATE HATE HATE
umm i mean... :bump:


Almost BULLMOOSE size :twisted:

just dont posthow many KG quote boxes it takes to equal the size of a bullmoose.. id be in therapy for YEARS afterwards.
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Heh heh heh...am I wrong, or did the ROTTEN flaming post of Mikey Mayhem get deleted?
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LadyIvanna wrote:Heh heh heh...am I wrong, or did the ROTTEN flaming post of Mikey Mayhem get deleted?

no its still there. its 3 from the bottom.
funny huh?
as much work as i had to do today, that was the funniest shit ive seen all day... lol.
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Hmmmm...something must be wrong with my brower then...I seen it the first time I checked the thread...and then it didn't show up anymore.....weird.
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LadyIvanna wrote:Hmmmm...something must be wrong with my brower then...I seen it the first time I checked the thread...and then it didn't show up anymore.....weird.

the drama filter in your browser must have actually been working and screened him out.
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