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TiredUnhappy
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by TiredUnhappy » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:04 pm
Mine would have to be throwing my brother in the laundry room (which locks from the outside)
..and locking him in...
Then I would proceed to turn the lights on and off as he screamed and begged me to let him out.
that was so fun.....
I masturbate to ronald mc donald's pictures every night while listening to 'like a virgin' by madonna
junkie christ
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by junkie christ » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:21 pm
No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....
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by Mellifluosity » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:46 pm
When I was very small, I used to take baths with my brother and draw bones on his arms and chest with a Magic Marker. My mom made me stop it when I colored in his skull the once. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Funny...I could do that now and call it performance art...
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by pryjmaty » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:53 am
Hmmmmm....mine would have to be.....
setting ppl on fire....'tis great fun!!!!
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by Le Codeine Coma » Wed Oct 01, 2003 1:50 am
Screaming...
And if that doesn't suffice as an answer then...
Masturbation.
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by Onibubba » Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:31 am
For this list wouldn't that be(I see you shiver with antici...
pation) MONSTERBATING?
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by iblis » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:22 am
junkie christ wrote: No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....
That's old news. But did you know that 93% of those 99% are thinking about
you when they flog the chipmunk?
*Obo the sperm stain smiley strikes again! *
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by junkie christ » Wed Oct 01, 2003 10:24 am
iblis wrote: junkie christ wrote: No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....
That's old news. But did you know that 93% of those 99% are thinking about
you when they flog the chipmunk?
that would explain why people stare at me in public at goth functions in knox........
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by Malakelle » Wed Oct 01, 2003 1:02 pm
Mine use to be being mean to my little sister, but alas I out grew that, masterbation can be fun, but I like skin on skin more. I would say reading, roleplaying, computers, and sewing. Oh and driving CD and his Girly crazy ^^ They forget to lock the doors and I love hopping in at wrong times and going BOO!!
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by cutelittlepsycho20 » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:28 pm
why masterbate when i can have sex instead. has anybody guessed my pastime yet?
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by karmakaze » Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:25 pm
cutelittlepsycho20 wrote: why masterbate when i can have sex instead. has anybody guessed my pastime yet?
you like to bird watch don't you?
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by iblis » Wed Oct 01, 2003 5:11 pm
cutelittlepsycho20 wrote: why masterbate when i can have sex instead. has anybody guessed my pastime yet?
Because by masturbating, you're making God kill kittens. And kittens deserve to die. You like to drink turpentine and piss on brush fires?
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by junkie christ » Wed Oct 01, 2003 9:33 pm
iblis wrote: cutelittlepsycho20 wrote: why masterbate when i can have sex instead. has anybody guessed my pastime yet? Because by masturbating, you're making God kill kittens. And kittens deserve to die. You like to drink turpentine and piss on brush fires?
psycho:
damn. good. point.
ibbie:
turpentine and brush fires? whos hobby it that? they are parting with
me this weekend.
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by vicious_blood » Thu Oct 02, 2003 12:24 am
Hmmm...I awfully damn much like toruring my mother by telling her I'm going out to smoke pot in the back alley, get my nipples pierced and rape and old man...
sometimes I think she might like to come along.
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by briarus » Thu Oct 02, 2003 10:53 am
playing video games
listening to music
oh yea...
drinking my ass off
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by Mercurygriffin » Thu Oct 02, 2003 3:51 pm
Nothing beats coming home from a hard days work, making a linchburg, watching a violent/gore filled movie, and then going out to see a metal/punk band. I live a simple life.
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by Mistress Eve(L) » Fri Oct 03, 2003 2:29 am
eating...I'm an eater...I love food, especially since I stopped smoking and stuff tastes sooooooooooo good.
and booty is super good.
gossiping with my roomate/best friend
Ben? why are there noodles inmy shoes? hmmmm?
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by Nexxus23 » Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:29 am
Knitting.
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by Hillbilly Psycho » Fri Oct 03, 2003 7:44 am
I'll give you a hint. One runs at 900 rpm and the other runs at 6000+ rpm.
Oh, and rubbing one out as "the stranger"
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by The Stormstress » Fri Oct 03, 2003 2:52 pm
Sex!
If u r such a vamp, then bite me, bitch!
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