Favorite Pastime
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Favorite Pastime
Mine would have to be throwing my brother in the laundry room (which locks from the outside)
..and locking him in...
Then I would proceed to turn the lights on and off as he screamed and begged me to let him out.
that was so fun.....
..and locking him in...
Then I would proceed to turn the lights on and off as he screamed and begged me to let him out.
that was so fun.....
I masturbate to ronald mc donald's pictures every night while listening to 'like a virgin' by madonna
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No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....
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Not so much fav pasttime as sibling-related torture...
When I was very small, I used to take baths with my brother and draw bones on his arms and chest with a Magic Marker. My mom made me stop it when I colored in his skull the once. Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Funny...I could do that now and call it performance art...
Funny...I could do that now and call it performance art...
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junkie christ wrote:No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....
That's old news. But did you know that 93% of those 99% are thinking about you when they flog the chipmunk?
*Obo the sperm stain smiley strikes again!*
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iblis wrote:junkie christ wrote:No matter what 99% of this board says, after hanging out with them, masturbating is VERY high on alot of peoples lists here....
That's old news. But did you know that 93% of those 99% are thinking about you when they flog the chipmunk?
that would explain why people stare at me in public at goth functions in knox........
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Mine use to be being mean to my little sister, but alas I out grew that, masterbation can be fun, but I like skin on skin more. I would say reading, roleplaying, computers, and sewing. Oh and driving CD and his Girly crazy ^^ They forget to lock the doors and I love hopping in at wrong times and going BOO!!
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cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:why masterbate when i can have sex instead. has anybody guessed my pastime yet?
you like to bird watch don't you?
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cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:why masterbate when i can have sex instead. has anybody guessed my pastime yet?
- Because by masturbating, you're making God kill kittens. And kittens deserve to die.
- You like to drink turpentine and piss on brush fires?
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iblis wrote:cutelittlepsycho20 wrote:why masterbate when i can have sex instead. has anybody guessed my pastime yet?
- Because by masturbating, you're making God kill kittens. And kittens deserve to die.
- You like to drink turpentine and piss on brush fires?
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damn. good. point.
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turpentine and brush fires? whos hobby it that? they are parting with me this weekend.
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