Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:40 pm

the

ty dance is your chance to do the :bump:

do me baby, do the bumpty :bump:

come on! do the bumpty :bump:

Celestial Dung · Post by **Celestial Dung** » Sun Sep 28, 2003 8:03 pm

Messages were deleted due to a ugly personal attack.

Two messages were deleted because I am a klutz and got the wrong messages.

Nemesis laughing smiley was accidently deleted as was stormstresse's "OMG, now that'll b n my head 4 hourz!"

I apoligize for the errors and not getting in here ahead of time.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:09 pm

praise to dung.
NOW FEED ME QUESTIONS!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:19 pm

Oh, I have a few!

Why do people take these message boards so damned seriously?
While we all know that there are chew toys for dogs, does anyone make one for humans?
I've noticed that a lot of people hate clowns. Is there any particular reason as to why?
Are you going to make it to the next Sanctus on your own, or are we going to have to stick your happy ass in a straightjacket and drag you in? (Hey, that actually sounds like fun. )

That is all. :mrgreen:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:11 pm

iblis wrote:Oh, I have a few!

Why do people take these message boards so damned seriously?
While we all know that there are chew toys for dogs, does anyone make one for humans?
I've noticed that a lot of people hate clowns. Is there any particular reason as to why?
Are you going to make it to the next Sanctus on your own, or are we going to have to stick your happy ass in a straightjacket and drag you in? (Hey, that actually sounds like fun. )
That is all.

before i answer this i have to clap for using the php list code instead of numbering it. damn we are geeks. :mrgreen:

1)becuase they are hiding from the real issues in their lives || they are dont know any better || or maybe they are just that bored &&|| stupid. thats really one of those questions with a neverending answer, like whats the meaning of life and how many dicks my ex's have sucked collectively.
2)they do make chewtoys for humans. ball gags.. and me when i cook steak drunk.
3)i blame the movie IT for alot of people, but i mean comeon there just are not fucking right in the head... however they did start goth fashion trends by wearing clothes that everyone else laffs at && BAD MAKEUP && strange shoes && cramming 5 drunk people into a hatchback (i.e. a step above the space my neon has) :shiver:
4)sanctus is on sundays. my important classes are on mondays. at the least i can sanctus again in december, maybe november, but october isnt look promsing as it seems i will have a midterm the next day. so its black ball's and house parties and pirate raids to the 5th circle for me for awhile. just call me from diddys phone sometime and we will hang out...\
NEXT!

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 8:55 pm

Le Codeine Coma · Post by **Le Codeine Coma** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 10:03 pm

Questions for the Junkie....

1. If you had three quadriplegic goats with scabby's and a million dollars,on a bad day,what would you do?

2. Do you prefer flesh,bone,or blood?

3. What over the counter medicine makes you feel the most like an ameba?

4. Just how many cocks has your ex sucked collectively?

5. What the hell is happening to the world?

Any help with these questions would be greatly appreciated Junkie Christ.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 10:49 pm

Le Codeine Coma wrote:Questions for the Junkie....
1. If you had three quadriplegic goats with scabby's and a million dollars,on a bad day,what would you do?

drop the goats off on the bush familys door with a note attached marked: DEAR DUBYA, EXPLAIN WHY THERES DOCUMENTED PROOF OF YOUR FAMILYS 20+ YEAR CONNECTION TO THE BIN LADEN FAMILY AND WHY THEY WERE ALLOWED TO FLY SEPT11-14 WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS OR YOUR NEXT.
the money would get spent on the keg party if he admitted to it. if not, it would go to keeping me alive day by day...

2. Do you prefer flesh,bone,or blood?

BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD.
HUMANS ARE WEAK I WANT YOUR BLOOD.

3. What over the counter medicine makes you feel the most like an ameba?

robotussin after chugging a bottle.

4. Just how many cocks has your ex sucked collectively?

the current ex is on good terms with me and doesnt want to be my ex anymore and wants to be with me.
THE ex gf to outdo them all, not that many. shes really picky,
THE exfiance has sucked more dicks than the country has printed one dollar bills or more cigs than philip morris makes in a year.
Madonna would call her a slut and Spears would say im almost there.

5. What the hell is happening to the world?

half the world is getting ready to attack and strike for the free thinking against the grasp of the controlling conservative and abusive liars who ruin every facet of life, the rest are giving up and joining.
the revolution is coming.
march in the hate parade.

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:02 am

why does my roomates chihuahua have an enormous pink carrot that might actually rival a small humans? I mean he weighs 3 pds???Is it really necessary He just gets stuck fucking all the "white bitches". Its really gross.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:45 pm

Mistress Eve(L) wrote:why does my roomates chihuahua have an enormous pink carrot that might actually rival a small humans? I mean he weighs 3 pds???Is it really necessary He just gets stuck fucking all the "white bitches". Its really gross.

further proof its not the size of the dog that shows the size of the meat, its the size of the meat that motivates the dog...
the dog has scrawny white guy syndrome, low body weight, enormous "carrot".........................

scarecrow · Post by **scarecrow** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 6:23 pm

Why can't cigerrettes be free Life costs enuff cant death be cheaper? :lol:

The Liberal Vampyre · Post by **The Liberal Vampyre** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:19 pm

Wow, I can't believe this thread is still alive!

So, what's the secret to this thread's longetivity, JC?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:41 pm

scarecrow wrote:Why can't cigerrettes be free Life costs enuff cant death be cheaper?

because smoking is passive suicide and this form of slow death requires a large donation to the ferrymans glass...
think of it as paying for a slow internal cremation.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:44 pm

The Liberal Vampyre wrote:Wow, I can't believe this thread is still alive!

So, what's the secret to this thread's longetivity, JC?

im an achololic hermit during the week who keeps a browser window open while working my usual 13 hour day of mon-thur...
so when it boils down to it i spend alot of time alome reading and lost in internal thought....so i bump the thread alot and people pump another page or two into it.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
everyone thank janell again.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:41 am

What food and/or drink combination creates the worst gaseous expulsions?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 11:51 am

iblis wrote:What food and/or drink combination creates the worst gaseous expulsions?

mexiacn dishes (they are all the same) and whiskey
bile and ketchup
gasoline and jumping beans with a c-4 pack w/detonator for the utensil sitting on a turbine on a sewage factory

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:58 pm

Why is my mousepad sticky all of the sudden?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Oct 14, 2003 4:13 pm

iblis wrote:Why is my mousepad sticky all of the sudden?

I KNEW YOU TOOK PICS OF ME IN THE SHOWER DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACKING IT BEFORE YOU POST IN MY THREAD???
DAMN I FEEL LOVED!!
HAHAHAHAHAH

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 2:22 pm

junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Why is my mousepad sticky all of the sudden?

I KNEW YOU TOOK PICS OF ME IN THE SHOWER DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACKING IT BEFORE YOU POST IN MY THREAD???
DAMN I FEEL LOVED!!
HAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, you dig that, huh?

I guess it's safe to tell you about the roofies, then. :roll:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Oct 15, 2003 5:03 pm

iblis wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Why is my mousepad sticky all of the sudden?

I KNEW YOU TOOK PICS OF ME IN THE SHOWER DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACKING IT BEFORE YOU POST IN MY THREAD???
DAMN I FEEL LOVED!!
HAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, you dig that, huh?
I guess it's safe to tell you about the roofies, then.

you slipped me roofies? i slipped you GHB..... and a lil XTC....