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vicious_blood wrote:Yeah...I need to know where my socks are, too...

ok i can no longer cover the governemnt conspriacy to steal as many socks as possible so we can boil down toe jam and foot sweat into uranium.
goddamn masons strike again.
we are making small possible nukes to throw at midgets and republcians. and i plan on being a suicide bomber on one of these small self propelled nukes.
a fitting end, all it all starts with stealing your socks
we have come form your toe jam.
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junkie christ wrote: we are making small possible nukes to throw at midgets and republcians. .


What's up with you and the midgets? I think it's becoming an unhealthy obsession... :smashfreak:
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vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote: we are making small possible nukes to throw at midgets and republcians. .


What's up with you and the midgets? I think it's becoming an unhealthy obsession... :smashfreak:
midgets are the last untapped natural resource...................
they will one day power us all to glory against the machines of control (i.e.: republicans, walmarts, marketing deptartments,masons).........
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junkie christ wrote: midgets are the last untapped natural resource...................
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Yeah, I'm still working on finding a midget with chubby fingers for ya...:P
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vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote: midgets are the last untapped natural resource...................
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Yeah, I'm still working on finding a midget with chubby fingers for ya...:P

they all have chubby fingers
its a midget trait
i want a midget with a glasseye........
skullfuckin...
been trying to remember who told me about midgets with glasseyes for months.
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yea, like a midget is gonna run around quick like a cat, quiet like a mouse, and smelling the scents of our asses all day...
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im saying not a prayer.......
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junkie christ wrote:yea, like a midget is gonna run around quick like a cat, quiet like a mouse, and smelling the scents of our asses all day...
na.......
im saying not a prayer.......



I'm confused...I thought dogs smelled asses...


Just a joke Junkie...
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i think as soon as i find the links for it, im gonna start a MIDGET-POWER! thread
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Why is there always 15 gazillion people at Wal-Mart and only 3 checkout lines??? :evil:

And why is it that no matter what checkout line I am in, there is always a screaming child in front of me?
And why do these Wal-Mart parents not discipline their damn kids???
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vicious_blood wrote:Why is there always 15 gazillion people at Wal-Mart and only 3 checkout lines??? :evil:

And why is it that no matter what checkout line I am in, there is always a screaming child in front of me?
And why do these Wal-Mart parents not discipline their damn kids???

1)because the people in walmart dont know how to make a schedule. my best friend works in one and every time i go to see her, theres either the situation your talking about or 15 people and a gazillon people to ring you up.
2)because if those inbred couchfuckers were your parents, youd cry too. what do you expect man, these people life goal is to be on springer.
3)because their parents are too busy humming country music and planning go home and watch reality tv, slap around their loved ones, and promote george dubya. i think the dubya got all the walmart zombies to vote for him,
YOUR ASKING TO UNDERSTAND THE MENTALITY OF PEOPLE IN THE FAILED SOCIAL EXPERIMENT KNOWN AS WALMART?? :roofle:
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junkie christ wrote: YOUR ASKING TO UNDERSTAND THE MENTALITY OF PEOPLE IN THE FAILED SOCIAL EXPERIMENT KNOWN AS WALMART?? :roofle:


Well, I figured if anyone would know, it would probably be you.
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I'm in a weird mood today.
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okok
ill grant you that.
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midgets are fun and amusing.... an old friend of mine considered it good luck if she saw one... which i think is really sad.
but the coolest thing i have ever seen is midget porn... i could sit in stare in wonderment for HOURS...
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vampire goddess wrote:but the coolest thing i have ever seen is midget porn... i could sit in stare in wonderment for HOURS...

:shock:
i got linked a pic of midget fisting once.
craziest shit ive seen with midgets, hands down.
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question that does not involve midgets.
WHY oh why does the grocery store closest to me feel that it is entirely unnecessary to stock pumpkins on october 30th? when my daughter wants to make a jack-o-lantern to replace the one she made last week that has since attracted mold?
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Imp wrote:question that does not involve midgets.
WHY oh why does the grocery store closest to me feel that it is entirely unnecessary to stock pumpkins on october 30th? when my daughter wants to make a jack-o-lantern to replace the one she made last week that has since attracted mold?

its probably the way the do their inventory...
one of the reasons im a fan of just-in-time book keeping, it allows places to be stocked in situations like this one.
and if they ordered too many, they would be screwed and loss all the cash
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heh....mess with my midgets in any way.....YOU ARE DEAD IN A VERY SLOW PAINFUL MANNER! Have a nice day. :morticia:
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LadyIvanna wrote:heh....mess with my midgets in any way.....YOU ARE DEAD IN A VERY SLOW PAINFUL MANNER! Have a nice day. :morticia:

different kind of midgets dear...
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junkie christ wrote:
vampire goddess wrote:but the coolest thing i have ever seen is midget porn... i could sit in stare in wonderment for HOURS...

:shock:
i got linked a pic of midget fisting once.
craziest shit ive seen with midgets, hands down.


Lol...fisting...lol...hands down...lol.

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