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vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
vampire goddess wrote:but the coolest thing i have ever seen is midget porn... i could sit in stare in wonderment for HOURS...

:shock:
i got linked a pic of midget fisting once.
craziest shit ive seen with midgets, hands down.


Lol...fisting...lol...hands down...lol.

:rofl:


fisting is one of those "acts of nature" that need to be kept out of the limelight for midgets.
it is almost like a car wreck... you want to turn your eyes away but you CAN'T.
oh and i have mount st. cloie. where this girl gets double fisted... now that was worth a bag of popcorn.
thought i was going to say midget didn't you?
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vampire goddess wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
vampire goddess wrote:but the coolest thing i have ever seen is midget porn... i could sit in stare in wonderment for HOURS...

:shock:
i got linked a pic of midget fisting once.
craziest shit ive seen with midgets, hands down.


Lol...fisting...lol...hands down...lol.

:rofl:


fisting is one of those "acts of nature" that need to be kept out of the limelight for midgets.
it is almost like a car wreck... you want to turn your eyes away but you CAN'T.
oh and i have mount st. cloie. where this girl gets double fisted... now that was worth a bag of popcorn.
thought i was going to say midget didn't you?

ive seen that. and that chick is so fucking tiny anyway. ergh. i found that on stile lookin for some links to post on kg.... trying to follow in ibbies footsteps.she makes some hella funny noises too.
i know a girl i could get a fist and the first half of the other fist in, but not quite to that levels.... :erg:
the thing with midget fisting is bareing in mine the size of a fist, the size of a vagina, and the size diameter of the midget
it just doesnt add up to me how that shit is possible.
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no it doesnt I mean Ive heard the ole "Its made to stretch for babies thing..............OVER 9 MONTHS.....look if it were naturally occuring, I wouldnt leave the house OK?
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yea i have to agree.
plus the two of the average size fists are probably about the same in diameter give or take....
if it takes a baby sized object to get you off.....
whoa.
thats intense.
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junkie christ wrote:yea i have to agree.
plus the two of the average size fists are probably about the same in diameter give or take....
if it takes a baby sized object to get you off.....
whoa.
thats intense.


And also slightly disgusting...
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vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:yea i have to agree.
plus the two of the average size fists are probably about the same in diameter give or take....
if it takes a baby sized object to get you off.....
whoa.
thats intense.


And also slightly disgusting...

Your jealous.
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junkie christ wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:yea i have to agree.
plus the two of the average size fists are probably about the same in diameter give or take....
if it takes a baby sized object to get you off.....
whoa.
thats intense.


And also slightly disgusting...

Your jealous.


Umm...of someones fist being in my "nether regions"? That's ok.

I'd rather have a more important body part up in me...but that's just me.
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vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:yea i have to agree.
plus the two of the average size fists are probably about the same in diameter give or take....
if it takes a baby sized object to get you off.....
whoa.
thats intense.


And also slightly disgusting...

Your jealous.


Umm...of someones fist being in my "nether regions"? That's ok.

I'd rather have a more important body part up in me...but that's just me.

Yeah. Like a leg! :shock:
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vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:
junkie christ wrote:yea i have to agree.
plus the two of the average size fists are probably about the same in diameter give or take....
if it takes a baby sized object to get you off.....
whoa.
thats intense.


And also slightly disgusting...

Your jealous.


Umm...of someones fist being in my "nether regions"? That's ok.

I'd rather have a more important body part up in me...but that's just me.

can i recommend a shoulder blade?

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Assholez, midgetz, & fistz, ...oh my! :twisted:
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Why do glow-in-the-dark condoms not come in blood red?
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Dead_End wrote:Why do glow-in-the-dark condoms not come in blood red?

would just flip people out to bad. i guess, but ive seen red glow in the dark ones.. not blood red though
just use chainmaile condoms
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Hmm, that condom question got my brain on a tangent..

While there are all sorts of interesting and odd flavors for condoms, why aren't there any beer flavored condoms? Or perhaps sushi flavored condoms? (Hey, with that last, the straight gals could finally taste fish during sex, too! :angel:)
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iblis wrote:Hmm, that condom question got my brain on a tangent..

While there are all sorts of interesting and odd flavors for condoms, why aren't there any beer flavored condoms? Or perhaps sushi flavored condoms? (Hey, with that last, the straight gals could finally taste fish during sex, too! :angel:)


Lol. Good point.

I could use some vodka flavored ones.
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Nothing can really cover up that nasty latex flavor.

Here's a question? Instead of being all the wonderful things women can be (elegant, sexy, classy, educated, well groomed, well spoken), why do so many transvestites/transexuals go for the "white trash/ghetto ho" look??
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iblis wrote:Hmm, that condom question got my brain on a tangent..

While there are all sorts of interesting and odd flavors for condoms, why aren't there any beer flavored condoms? Or perhaps sushi flavored condoms? (Hey, with that last, the straight gals could finally taste fish during sex, too! :angel:)

spencers used to carry supposedbbeer flavored condoms but i never got anyone to test em

sushi flavored condoms........ you could make a killing.........
maybe have varing degrees of the taste's strength....
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Buttercup wrote:Nothing can really cover up that nasty latex flavor.

Here's a question? Instead of being all the wonderful things women can be (elegant, sexy, classy, educated, well groomed, well spoken), why do so many transvestites/transexuals go for the "white trash/ghetto ho" look??

seems like thats been a standard for a good two decades........
unless its a reflection of lack of education into their possibilites or a reflection of who at their core they are or seem themselves as at least........
i dunno.
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Am I going to hell for this?

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iblis wrote:Am I going to hell for this?

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yes.
definitly.
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junkie christ wrote:
iblis wrote:Am I going to hell for this?

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yes.
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Yay!
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