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Yoda meets the Village People

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Y.O.D.A. (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")
As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker.

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
come and sample my homemade crud!

OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
GOING, off to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
(repeat and fade).
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Post by Sir Diddimus »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



I'm thinking that Bone or Celticsmith should sing this at karaoke..... :twisted:

Maybe, a duet
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Sir Diddimus wrote::rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



I'm thinking that Bone or Celticsmith should sing this at karaoke..... :twisted:

Maybe, a duet

the biker the pirate... who do we know that works construction and we need a cop or something too...
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The biker the pirate the DJ the goff and the cross dresser
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Lost Traveler wrote:The biker the pirate the DJ the goff and the cross dresser

ill be goff if i can do enough morphine to lose my facial expression like those fucking UK guys...
or the guy from razed in black for that matter.

cross dresser... taking adds.
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Ok....next time I sing Kareoke....You know what I am singing.
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junkie christ wrote:cross dresser... taking adds.

This is sincerely tempting.
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LMFAO!!!! :lol:
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that's great...lol...
... my avatar is specialerer than I am :)
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