Yoda meets the Village People

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 2:35 pm

Y.O.D.A. (To the Village People's "Y.M.C.A")
As sung by master Yoda, on meeting Luke Skywalker.

YOUNG MAN, I saw your ship come down. I said
YOUNG MAN, now it's muddy and brown. I said
YOUNG MAN, put your weapon away, 'cause I
*MEAN* *YOU* *NO* *HARM* *I* *SAY*
YOUNG MAN, There's no need to feel fear. I am
WONDERIN', tell me why are you here? How you
GROWIN', from this food on the plate, I say
*WARS* *DO* *NOT* *MAKE* *ONE* *GREAT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Come and get yourself clean!
Come and have a good meal!
Pretty soon now, the Force you'll feel!

YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!

You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A
Don't just stand in the rain!
You're all covered with mud!
come and sample my homemade crud!

OLD BEN, Are you listenin' to me? I can't
TRAIN HIM, he's so reckless you see! Like his
OLD MAN, he's so angry but brave! Betcha
*HE* *SCREWS* *UP* *AT* *THE* *CAVE*
YOUNG MAN, If you start will you end, or be
GOING, off to save all your friends? To be
TRAINING, needs commitment and work, if you
*WIMP* *OUT* *THEN* *YOU'RE* *A* *JERK*

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A
You should stay here and train!
You don't have to save Han!
If you do so, you'll lose your hand!

You gotta stay here with Y.O.D.A.
(repeat and fade).

Sir Diddimus · Post by **Sir Diddimus** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 2:52 pm

I'm thinking that Bone or Celticsmith should sing this at karaoke..... :twisted:

Maybe, a duet

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:03 pm

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 6:00 pm

Sir Diddimus wrote::rofl:

I'm thinking that Bone or Celticsmith should sing this at karaoke.....

Maybe, a duet

the biker the pirate... who do we know that works construction and we need a cop or something too...

Lost Traveler · Post by **Lost Traveler** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:55 pm

The biker the pirate the DJ the goff and the cross dresser

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Nov 17, 2003 8:13 pm

Lost Traveler wrote:The biker the pirate the DJ the goff and the cross dresser

ill be goff if i can do enough morphine to lose my facial expression like those fucking UK guys...
or the guy from razed in black for that matter.

cross dresser... taking adds.

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:03 pm

Ok....next time I sing Kareoke....You know what I am singing.

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:20 am

junkie christ wrote:cross dresser... taking adds.

This is sincerely tempting.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:43 pm

LMFAO!!!!

Space Traveler 9 · Post by **Space Traveler 9** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:47 pm

that's great...lol...