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What would your last request be?

Junkie Christ, with a side of anal.
4
15%
You drink!
3
12%
No more iblis links!
2
8%
To see the forum administrators do the saftey dance while wearing pink tutus.
17
65%
 
Total votes: 26

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These people had some interesting requests.
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Post by ms.tangledwebs »

I like pink tutus :D , but I missed the safety dance :-(
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My natural father was convicted and put in the South Dakota St. Pennetentary for brutally murdering his g/f(one he had while married to my mother, I might add). The woman was beat in the face with a lead pipe and thrown off of a cliff.....the ONLY reason my father did not get the death penalty was because it was outlawed by the South Dakota state legislature before he went to trial......also, he was involved with "family" stuffs which might have had something to do with his pardon from execution.....but, IMHO, I don't care if he is my sperm donor....the mutherfucker should have fried for what he did and I don't give a goddamn if they had given him dirt for his last meal.


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Post by cutelittlepsycho20 »

:boing: i definitely vote pink tutus!!!! :lol:
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Didn't mean to get quite so serious there.......on a side note, I vote pink tutu's also. :D:D
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Post by gwenhwyfar »

as appealing as junkie and some anal sounds, i'm gonna have to go with tutus, but i want to see little tiaras too.

also, after that clip, i have pondered what my final requests would be. i think it would have to be:
-short stack o pankcakes from ihop with lots of butter and COLD strawberry syrup
-a cheeseburger happy meal
-as many of the olive garden's stuffed mushrooms that would fit in the room
-those cream cheese crab triangle things at mandrin house
-my ex supervisor's beheading in my presence( braveheart style)
-olive garden's white chocolate raspberry cheesecake
-and a good deep dicking a GOOD one( at that point, i doubt i would care who from either).................wait, yes i would

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-my ex supervisor's beheading in my presence( braveheart style)


hehe noooo thats waaaaaaaaaaaay too fast..... Id skull fuck her kittens then skull fuck her.........BITCH!
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Post by junkie christ »

gwenhwyfar wrote:as appealing as junkie and some anal sounds, i'm gonna have to go with tutus, but i want to see little tiaras too..

your loss :fuckoff: j/k
ibbie i shot beer out my nose reading that poll. i dont need to laugh that hard damnit. lol.
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LadyIvanna wrote:Didn't mean to get quite so serious there.......on a side note, I vote pink tutu's also. :D:D


Not a problem.... preach on

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My last meal... The headz of the peepz who put me there... smothered n a thick LSD & heroin & shroom sauce... Rasta pasta on the side... 2 drink, a 5th of aged Irish Whiskey... & 4 dessert, homemade Ice Cream with a hard chocolate shell & cheeries on top! :twisted:
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My last request???? A case of Arrogant Bastard Ale,and pull the switch while i worship the porcalien god.That way I be too drunk and in dry heeves to care.And at that point.I'd feel like dying anyway. ~B~ :twisted:
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Piercedwingz wrote:My last request???? A case of Arrogant Bastard Ale,and pull the switch while i worship the porcalien god.That way I be too drunk and in dry heeves to care.And at that point.I'd feel like dying anyway. ~B~ :twisted:


LOL... similar to mine... Would want to die while orgasming... so I could Come and Go at the same time, and never know the better :roll:
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An old friend of mine who is actually dead now told me once that he wanted his dick cremated and the ashes spread over the Virgin Islands so they would have to change the name. :twisted:
“That proves you are unusual, returned the Scarecrow; and I am convinced the only people worthy of consideration in this world are the unusual ones. For the common folks are like the leaves of a tree, and live and die unnoticed.â€
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Post by iblis »

I have an announcement!

As there were only two who voted to end the iblislinks, they shall continue on.

That is all. :mrgreen:
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Post by Codeine Coma »

YAY!
I voted for Junkie anal.....ok I lie...I voted for pink Tutu's. But,I really prefer my last wish to be either death in my sleep or a very very very savoring slow death. Oh wait I already got that second one. Can I have a ham and cheese?
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I'd have to go with Gwen. Change my order to turtle cheesecake & find me a harem.
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Post by Mercurygriffin »

Before my exicution I want to see Eminem brought to tears of pain by Courage the insult comic dog, Micheal Flatly tossed into a slipknot mosh pit , and a gallon of green appple puckers to wash down five chili cheese burgers(no mustard, extra pickels and onions) from hardees.
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