Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:14 am

JaNell wrote:
junkie christ wrote:however now when i see rocky horror, the time warp makes me think:
time warp would require quantum energy right????
so i think lets do the time warp again is becoming a comeon line for anal as well.

So, JC, if Time Warp makes you think of anal, but is also associated with Sir Diddimus - are you confessing that hearing the Time Warp makes you want to have anal sex wirh Sir Diddimus?
Do you secretly long for him to be putting it to you while yelling out "Fuck That Bird!"?
Should we put that into the coloring book?

i never knew the time warp was tied to diddy. now im VERY afraid....
no i dont secretly long for him....... but i have seen him lick his lips at me far to many times.....
you know the big-horny-bird in little nicky? i think there should be a panel of diddy running from the big horny bird.....

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 11:14 am

Why do the people I want to be around ignore me...while the people I want to leave me alone, won't???? :-?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:04 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Why do the people I want to be around ignore me...while the people I want to leave me alone, won't????

from what ive seen....
the way you act.
you hide behind the mask of shyness and try to pretend that people are ignoring you when perhaps it would be more apt to say you ignore them and never even realize it.
you can never expect life to happen to you, you must make life happen. its in your hands.
as for the people that wont leave you alone.... mayhap you should wonder what have you done to make them leave?
persistant hatred usually makes most people fuck off, but the best advice would be to ignore them until they disappear. pay them no attn at all. what so ever. respond to nothing. if they persist, lashing out at them after that should seal the deal....

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:20 pm

junkie christ wrote:
vicious_blood wrote:Why do the people I want to be around ignore me...while the people I want to leave me alone, won't????

from what ive seen....
the way you act.

Um...o...k....

:loco:

vampire goddess · Post by **vampire goddess** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 2:33 pm

i agree with some of the parts that you said junkie. especially when you mentioned the persistant haterid part.
however, sometimes shyness can be overbearing to the person that has it. i am pretty sure that kit doesn't mean to be as shy as she is, but it just happens. i don't think that she tries to ignore people, i just think that she freaks out because she doesn't know what to say to them. and she might be extremely self conscious and she doesn't want people to think that she is weird or something.
derek and i have been hanging out with her for a month now, but it seems that she is just now getting comfortable with us.
we all have issues when it comes to situations, meeting new people, and trying to fit in. of course, to some "fitting in" shouldn't matter but to others it means a great deal. and some people just freak out. i use to be just like her, and in a lot of ways, i still am.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:10 pm

enough of this.
let us resume questions!

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:22 pm

I dunno...I just think it's kinda funny that Junkie basis his "what i've seen" on all of 10 or 15 minutes. :shrug:

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:41 pm

vicious_blood wrote:I dunno...I just think it's kinda funny that Junkie basis his "what i've seen" on all of 10 or 15 minutes.

you can tell alot about a person by reading their posts and observing them in public,i was just trying to help if you dont like my answers dont ask the question.
not to mention the still delayed public apprances in knoxville...
i can name quite a few things you were going to show to and decided not to, an act some saw as shy and others snobby.
i saw it as a bit of both, so i factored that into the equation.
again you dont like the answer your going to get dont ask, im not known for my hospitality or spelling. :mrgreen:

now ENOUGH OF THIS POINTLESS DEBATE, NEXT QUESTION.
offending anyone was not intent, i answered a question

vicious_blood · Post by **vicious_blood** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 3:49 pm

Hmmm did I say I didn't like it?
And if people wanna base what they know of me from an internet forum as being stuck up, well...whatever...

Ok, here's a few questions.

Why do my shoes keep coming untied?

Why do Health Dept people smell? And why do the smelly ones always have to stand so close to me?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 4:07 pm

vicious_blood wrote:Why do my shoes keep coming untied?
Why do Health Dept people smell? And why do the smelly ones always have to stand so close to me?

because the one inch thumb demons are fucking with you. from as high up as the average eye ball sits you cant see them. they insert poision into your shoe laces and untie them. when you tie your shoes back the posion goes into your fingers
but the poision is only enough to kill another one inch thumb demon, it would never phase a human. so we immune, tie our shoes back

health dept people smell like antispectic. they get near you because the smell is driving em bezerk and you dont smell like it. thats always been my theory anyway. i usually smell like beer so they luvvvvvvvvvvv me

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 7:29 pm

Why am I such a total freak magnet? (Regardless how I dress or act or where I go)

Xamplez of occurancez:
A total stranger walked up 2 me &...

...said, "Hi, I'm an alien, but I'm an angel, 2"... My reply, "So, what'z that like?"

...stood about 3 feet away while staring a hole thru me & followed at that distance wherever I went... (does it every time he'z around)

...stared/gazed directly n2 my eyez (theirz showing obvious drug ntake) a foot or less from my face... never speaking or showing signz that they might look or go away. (multiple occurancez, malez & femalez of varied agez & backgroundz)

...walked n & took 1 look around the strip club I worked n, pointed directly at me, & said, "U, cum here". Then, asked me 2 rub my armz all over hiz head n an obviously planned routine which he then detailed... After, he started asking me my favorite partz of the arm & why... N-e answer I gave, he told me it waz not a real answer & repeated the question.

Trust me, I could go on & on with xamplez... It'z alwayz been that way! If they knew me, I could understand it... I mean, I'm kinda freaky & fairly open-minded. But, they don't... so WHY? Do I put off a freak attracting vibe?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:15 pm

attractive women that arent directly mean to the fuckoffs.... the fuckoffs look for that and continue living in their dream world. its not really an issue of "are you in it too" just an issue of "yay my fuckoff dreamworld!!"
i know a few people like that and thats my hypothesis at em....

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:25 pm

Guess that'z possible... but I just had a PM cum 2 my acct b4 I could even finish my earlier post from a total stranger... new here, wanting 2 talk,... never met me... u c the pattern?

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 8:39 pm

The Stormstress wrote:Guess that'z possible... but I just had a PM cum 2 my acct b4 I could even finish my earlier post from a total stranger... new here, wanting 2 talk,... never met me... u c the pattern?

maybe its him and he just read that post :twisted:

seriously, yea i do see the pattern...
maybe hes a wal-martian. you know, the alien race that was created by walmart to be... well the typical walmart customer. really creepy and mentally fucked.
contact nasa and tell them youve found proof of alien life and they will abduct these people and stick probes and blades up their pee-holes and stick large "information gathering" dildos into their ass with a telesopic lens in it to discover if it was a gerbil or a hampster that they shoved up their ass to make them this crazy...
some people just attract the "fun ones"

Reverend_ Hate · Post by **Reverend_ Hate** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:16 pm

maybe hes a wal-martian. you know, the alien race that was created by walmart to be... well the typical walmart customer. really creepy and mentally fucked.

So THAT'S where those fuckers come from.I have worked at walmart for over a year and I had a sneaking suspicion that it was a conspiracy.

suckTheBloodFromMyWrist · Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:44 pm

This thread is hugeeeeeeeeeeee....
But funny!

Well...
I was going to make a xanga but most of all I saw was people bitching and whining so I am staying on live journal...
So instead I am going to ask a question!

umm....

Why don't people understand the Paris Hilton Sex Tape is a marketing ploy for that stupid new show of hers??
I mean its two minutes of edited footage from home videos, everything is green, theres no REAL WAY to tell its even her, and further more it appeared days before her show comes out...
Ok I was going to make a xanga to bitch this but still...
Why don't people understand that???
Answer me oracle!!!

The Stormstress · Post by **The Stormstress** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 9:47 pm

junkie christ wrote:...contact nasa and tell them youve found proof of alien life and they will abduct these people and stick probes and blades up their pee-holes and stick large "information gathering" dildos into their ass with a telesopic lens in it to discover if it was a gerbil or a hampster that they shoved up their ass to make them this crazy...
some people just attract the "fun ones"

Hmmm, "information gathering" dildo'z... rn't they also called "the FBI"? :twisted:

& now, u just kno that the conspiracy theorist n me must check every dildo n the house 4 info gathering devicez... :rofl:

AHA! Mayb that'z how they'r tracking me!

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 10:13 pm

LMAO!!!!

Now I have a very strange image in my head of a woman checking her dildo's for mics and hidden cameras. :lol:

JaNell · Post by **JaNell** » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:57 pm

Codeine Coma wrote:LMAO!!!!

Now I have a very strange image in my head of a woman checking her dildo's for mics and hidden cameras.

Which are, hopefully, both waterproof.

Codeine Coma · Post by **Codeine Coma** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 11:04 pm

JaNell
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:57 pm Post subject:
Codeine Coma wrote:
LMAO!!!!

Now I have a very strange image in my head of a woman checking her dildo's for mics and hidden cameras.

Which are, hopefully, both waterproof.

**Spurts milk out his nose**

Hahaha :lol:

Are you

trying to kill me?? :rofl: