NAME MY PENIS!!!!

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What the fuck? Over.

This is disgusting, a new high in lows.
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Wow, what a novel idea!
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You REALLY need to get out more, dude.
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I don't know you......
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Post by mafiaman »

Bone wrote:Fluffy :wink:


If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.
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mafiaman wrote:Only if it is Stan Lee!
EXCELSIOR!!!


...you geek...
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Post by jenna »

mafiaman wrote:
Bone wrote:Fluffy :wink:


If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.


It may be large-ish But it isn't 6 feet tall, or invisible. So Harvey doesn't work.
How about Little Bunny Foo Foo?

*runs and hides again*
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[quote="Nexxus23]

...you geek... [/quote]


Feep.
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jenna wrote:
mafiaman wrote:
Bone wrote:Fluffy :wink:


If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.

It may be large-ish But it isn't 6 feet tall, or invisible. So Harvey doesn't work.


I can dream, can't I?

jenna wrote:How about Little Bunny Foo Foo?

*runs and hides again*


Um, I'd say "NO" but I promised to leave it up to a vote in a few days once enough entries arrive. I'll let the KnoxGothic community decide what my penis should be named.

And you'd better run, that damn "Little Bunny Foo Foo" song is now playing in my head.....
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Japanese monks ae known for calling it "The Budda".


Rising to life, and falling again. Ever unpredictable, the source of much pleasure and and pain. The handmaidens of desire those two are.

Of course, masturbation is then called "praying to the Budda".

One should not pray to the Budda too often.
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celticsmith wrote:Japanese monks ae known for calling it "The Budda".


Rising to life, and falling again. Ever unpredictable, the source of much pleasure and and pain. The handmaidens of desire those two are.

Of course, masturbation is then called "praying to the Budda".

One should not pray to the Budda too often.



LMAO!
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how bout Cheese















you know....."Behold the power of cheese!!"
Chris - Seriously what fountain of youth did the other members of Bauhaus find....they haven't aged a day wile Peter Murphy looks all old and haggard.

Jello Biafra - HE DOES NOT LOOK HAGGARD! Don't say that about Peter! Is there another Guinness over there?

Chris - Nope

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many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

no joke.

so i guess the monty python song, every sperm is sacred is a bit more than a playful jest.
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many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
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AuralFixation wrote:how bout Cheese















you know....."Behold the power of cheese!!"



I LIKE IT!!!
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iblis wrote:so i guess the monty python song, every sperm is sacred is a bit more than a playful jest.


Now I've got THAT song playing in my head.....

At least it isn't "Little Bunny Foo Foo" anymore.....
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EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?



Then I would have to say that you eat too much red meat.
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mafiaman wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?



Then I would have to say that you eat too much red meat.


"Snobby yuppy voice" : Wnell Actuallyy. . .

I think that would mean my girlfriend does rather.

Budumpbump. . . chhh!
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EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

that would mean you forgot to take the krueger glove off before molesting yourself...

...again!
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celticsmith wrote:
One should not pray to the Budda too often.


Yea, otherwise you end up with hairy palms.
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mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?


You've been really bored lately, haven't you?
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LadyIvanna wrote:
celticsmith wrote:
One should not pray to the Budda too often.


Yea, otherwise you end up with hairy palms.


Na, buddhists shave their . . . heads. . .
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LadyIvanna wrote:
mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?


You've been really bored lately, haven't you?


Not bored, I have spent my time wisely - praying to Buddha. Not enough to get hairy palms or go blind, but often enough that I will need glasses soon....
Your cat has answered my prayers and wants you to make a suggestion. Something spooky and ethnic....

polska kielbasa maybe......
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iblis wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

that would mean you forgot to take the krueger glove off before molesting yourself...

...again!



But GrandMaster Ibbie! Its just not as FUN without the krueger glove! That's why they call it self-abuse!
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