NAME MY PENIS!!!!

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 2:05 am

Bone wrote:Fluffy

If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.

Nexxus23 · Post by **Nexxus23** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:21 am

mafiaman wrote:Only if it is Stan Lee!
EXCELSIOR!!!

...you geek...

jenna · Post by **jenna** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 6:08 am

mafiaman wrote:
Bone wrote:Fluffy

If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.

It may be large-ish But it isn't 6 feet tall, or invisible. So Harvey doesn't work.
How about Little Bunny Foo Foo?

*runs and hides again*

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:19 am

[quote="Nexxus23]

...you geek... [/quote]

Feep.

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:31 am

jenna wrote:
mafiaman wrote:
Bone wrote:Fluffy

If I'm going to give it a rabbit name, I'll call my penis "Harvey" out of pure respect.

It may be large-ish But it isn't 6 feet tall, or invisible. So Harvey doesn't work.

I can dream, can't I?

jenna wrote:How about Little Bunny Foo Foo?

*runs and hides again*

Um, I'd say "NO" but I promised to leave it up to a vote in a few days once enough entries arrive. I'll let the KnoxGothic community decide what my penis should be named.

And you'd better run, that damn "Little Bunny Foo Foo" song is now playing in my head.....

celticsmith · Post by **celticsmith** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:02 pm

Japanese monks ae known for calling it "The Budda".

Rising to life, and falling again. Ever unpredictable, the source of much pleasure and and pain. The handmaidens of desire those two are.

Of course, masturbation is then called "praying to the Budda".

One should not pray to the Budda too often.

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:21 pm

celticsmith wrote:Japanese monks ae known for calling it "The Budda".

Rising to life, and falling again. Ever unpredictable, the source of much pleasure and and pain. The handmaidens of desire those two are.

Of course, masturbation is then called "praying to the Budda".

One should not pray to the Budda too often.

LMAO!

AuralFixation · Post by **AuralFixation** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:39 pm

how bout Cheese

you know....."Behold the power of cheese!!"

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 12:58 pm

many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

no joke.

so i guess the monty python song, every sperm is sacred is a bit more than a playful jest.

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 1:47 pm

many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:03 pm

AuralFixation wrote:how bout Cheese

you know....."Behold the power of cheese!!"

I LIKE IT!!!

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:05 pm

iblis wrote:so i guess the monty python song, every sperm is sacred is a bit more than a playful jest.

Now I've got THAT song playing in my head.....

At least it isn't "Little Bunny Foo Foo" anymore.....

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:07 pm

EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Then I would have to say that you eat too much red meat.

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 3:53 pm

mafiaman wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

Then I would have to say that you eat too much red meat.

"Snobby yuppy voice" : Wnell Actuallyy. . .

I think that would mean my girlfriend does rather.

Budumpbump. . . chhh!

iblis · Post by **iblis** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 5:12 pm

EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

that would mean you forgot to take the krueger glove off before molesting yourself...

...again!

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:11 pm

celticsmith wrote:
One should not pray to the Budda too often.

Yea, otherwise you end up with hairy palms.

pryjmaty · Post by **pryjmaty** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:13 pm

mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?

You've been really bored lately, haven't you?

EvilVegan · Post by **EvilVegan** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 7:16 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
celticsmith wrote:
One should not pray to the Budda too often.

Yea, otherwise you end up with hairy palms.

Na, buddhists shave their . . . heads. . .

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:45 pm

LadyIvanna wrote:
mafiaman wrote:
So, what should I name my penis?

You've been really bored lately, haven't you?

Not bored, I have spent my time wisely - praying to Buddha. Not enough to get hairy palms or go blind, but often enough that I will need glasses soon....
Your cat has answered my prayers and wants you to make a suggestion. Something spooky and ethnic....

polska kielbasa maybe......

mafiaman · Post by **mafiaman** » Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:50 pm

iblis wrote:
EvilVegan wrote:
many of the eastern religions feel that losing a drop of sperm from the body weakens a man more than a thousand drops of blood.

WHAT IF YOU BLEED FROM YOUR DICK!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?

that would mean you forgot to take the krueger glove off before molesting yourself...

...again!

But GrandMaster Ibbie! Its just not as FUN without the krueger glove! That's why they call it self-abuse!

NAME MY PENIS!!!!

What the fuck? Over.

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