Random Junkie Christ Thread

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:43 pm

Onibubba wrote:OK JC, I've finally got a question for you: Why can't I (or anyone)rent porn on Sundays at the Movie Gallery anymore? Not that I need porn EVERY Sunday, but we've all had hung over Sunday mornings where we badly need to jump start our worn out imaginations. Granted, I could ask at the rental counter, but Oni is shy

because if you download the porn from kazaa its free and all the story is cut out.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 8:45 pm

RavenLunatic wrote:Can't we all just hit a bong??

because stupid rightwing WASP repubasses make too much money off minor drug offenders... so they can go home, snort coke, and fuck hookers.
fuckedup world aint it?

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:11 pm

junkie christ wrote:because if you download the porn from kazaa its free and all the story is cut out.

dude, i'm glad i'm not the only one that does that.

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Feb 10, 2004 11:15 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:
junkie christ wrote:because if you download the porn from kazaa its free and all the story is cut out.

dude, i'm glad i'm not the only one that does that.

almost everyone i know in johnson shitty does
your safe

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:30 am

I have a collection that could rival the smithsonian............all Im saying.......

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:58 am

ive had some fun with webcams over the years
might have purposely placed those files in my shared folder and left them there for a longggggggg time
might still know the file names
might be proud im in homemade kazaa porn
all im sayin.

and yes i still know the filenames.
and no i wont tell you

but if you ever see webcam porn with a guy in a fishnet misfits shirt...... you wouldnt be the first person i know to get it.....
:twisted:

ive said too much....

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:13 am

oh my god I want Junkie PORN!

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 3:26 am

me too, me too

but, just out of curiousity, does the person you made it with know its on kazaa?

Onibubba · Post by **Onibubba** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:34 am

junkie christ wrote:because if you download the porn from kazaa its free and all the story is cut out.

But I've already got all the porn on kazaa! :boobies:

Seriously, just wondering if that was a store policy or a knox county policy - "No porn on Sundays! :jesus:

doesn't want you touching yourself on His day!" :roll:

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:17 pm

Onibubba wrote: "No porn on Sundays! doesn't want you touching yourself on His day!"

oh god, must....beat...old..tori amos song.........out of.....my head.

oh great junkie, all knowing all powerfull, i have a question to burden you with.

what should i wear on sunday? choices are:

-the always dependable little black dress, that is a weee bit too tight in the chest and shoulders.

-the black/blue dress with lace trim, with my black/blue vs corset.(note: is not a REAL corset, and looks kinda funny in the back)

-or the porn red satin corset with my red satin, oriental print skirt trimmed with patent leather(which has nothing to do with this month's theme, but looks greeeeeeeeeaaat)

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:25 pm

Onibubba wrote:
junkie christ wrote:because if you download the porn from kazaa its free and all the story is cut out.

But I've already got all the porn on kazaa! Seriously, just wondering if that was a store policy or a knox county policy - "No porn on Sundays! doesn't want you touching yourself on His day!"

if its a local policy i wouldnt know, im not local
im not sure where you would check the laws on that
but it sounds like an overreligious owner being a dick...

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:27 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:
Onibubba wrote: "No porn on Sundays! doesn't want you touching yourself on His day!"

oh god, must....beat...old..tori amos song.........out of.....my head.

oh great junkie, all knowing all powerfull, i have a question to burden you with.

what should i wear on sunday? choices are:

-the always dependable little black dress, that is a weee bit too tight in the chest and shoulders.

-the black/blue dress with lace trim, with my black/blue vs corset.(note: is not a REAL corset, and looks kinda funny in the back)

-or the porn red satin corset with my red satin, oriental print skirt trimmed with patent leather(which has nothing to do with this month's theme, but looks greeeeeeeeeaaat)

fuck the theme man that porn red satin corset idea with the oriental shit sounds like a boner in a box
go with that!!

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 7:10 pm

as always, thank you for you excellent guidance

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 10:53 pm

gwenhwyfar wrote:as always, thank you for you excellent guidance

no prob
ill see if it was a good call when the pics come back i suppose... lol

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Thu Feb 12, 2004 1:25 am

oh, i think mistress will be taking plenty of pics, just for you baby. especially since i am considering adding a rhinestone leather collar, vinyl gloves, and boots. yummy. happy fucking valentines day.

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 2:04 pm

I need your enlightenment, all knowing one! This is one I've been trying to figure out for most of my existence...what exactly iiis normal?? In all your vast travels & extensive knowledge have you any words yet to describe what the hell it means? I am certainly not, therefore I have no clue or have yet to meet anyone who does! Hence, their are probably not normal neither. (was that a double negative?) Not saying you are or are not, but well....you are all knowing!

That is all....

junkie christ · Post by **junkie christ** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:05 pm

RavenLunatic wrote:I need your enlightenment, all knowing one! This is one I've been trying to figure out for most of my existence...what exactly iiis normal?? In all your vast travels & extensive knowledge have you any words yet to describe what the hell it means? I am certainly not, therefore I have no clue or have yet to meet anyone who does! Hence, their are probably not normal neither. (was that a double negative?) Not saying you are or are not, but well....you are all knowing! That is all....

sorry Raven i just noticed this.
normal is a buzzword.
normal is 2 parts what people accept and two parts what they want the world to be to feel better about themselves
normal is a marketing trend
normal is a way for the engines of control to keep you under their thumb
normal is taking a shit, having an orgasm, wishing you werent alone at night, not knowing your lucky when your not alone, and normal is looking in the past for answers... but its normal that you didnt know then either.
and its perfectly normal if you never find those answers.
normal is the word conservatives use to attack those who dont share their dynasty of ideals
normal is a way to outcast those who are different because the group as a whole was afraid to try to survive.
normal is a lie that gets retold every day
normal is a cancer
normal is being unhappy with the way you look, or your drinking problem, you whatever your -ism in life is
normal is having flaws and if your a normal person you hide them and say those flaws (when seen in others) is wrong
normal is hiding your darkest desire and doing it behind closed doors because others would not call it normal
normal is being different, but normal to some is to say diversity is bad

normal is a hangover when you have to be at work in an hour and your paycheck will never cover the bills and then seeing your government say thats just you, normal is the upper class

normal is sleeping on a street and being more comfortable than those in houses of gold
normal is the empty pit in your stomach when you wished other people saw the world like you do and the extremes people go to so they can intragrate.. well thats normal too.
normal doesnt exist, we are all normal.
normal is a lie and we are all liars for beliving it.
normal does exist , noone is normal
normal isnt worth searching for, youve been normal all along
normal is something you can never attain if you listen to others
normal is the people who are told they are not normal by the so called normal people
and asking people what normal means, is also perfectly normal
if you really read this a few times, youll understand where im going with this.
and when i print this answer and put it on my wall, thats normal too.

gwenhwyfar · Post by **gwenhwyfar** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:11 pm

normal is also
-having "abnormal" cells on your pap
-stinky feet
-having an obsession of some sort, disinfecting, flossing, whatever
-loving your pets so much that other people give you funny looks
-thinking you're fat or ugly
-depression and/or anxiety
-having one boob that bigger than the other
-nowing you're not a complete dork because you collect old toys
-harboring a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room
-not having the balls to say how you really feel or think
-not considering yourself goth when you are a member of a goth web forum
-picking your nose( just don't eat it, and if you do thats prolly normal too, just don't tell me about it)
-having that not so fresh feeling
-having eczema( fucking sucks!)
-hating your job
-being a clean freak
-being a slob
-forgetting your friend/parent's birthday
-saggy boobies
-pink nipples
-roast beef pussy( not sure thats normal, but is quite common)
-a cock that points a little to left or right
-letting your dog/cat sleep in your bed with you( i wouldn't do it naked though)

sorry junkie, i had to add. i could go on forever

Mistress Eve(L) · Post by **Mistress Eve(L)** » Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:46 pm

hee hee......so flossing on your 10 minute break is normal????CRAP IM NORMAL I love you Gwen

RavenLunatic · Post by **RavenLunatic** » Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:44 am

wow.....well that pretty much sums it up for me! Best answer(s) I've yet to hear! (read) Thank you... I will have to make a copy of this to show the oh-so-many "normal" people I know! & thank you, gwynhwyfar, for your stimulating input, as well!